Einstein

due to my extensive research in the fields of theoretical quantum physics and the space-time continuum i have come to the realization that the inverse multiplicative mathematical laws which govern the physics of the universe and the anomalies of contemporary society which dictate my superior knowledge of the universe while equally yet inversely tactlessly proliferate the malevolent egotistical sentiment of a genius is under the vicious attack by the minds of mediocrity, thus all the knowledge i have accumulated ultimately rules that what i know about you, you theoretically inversely know about me. ahh, the complexities of the universe.