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Sammie!

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About Me


I'm really awesome. I used to be the mayor of a place called Taco City, but it is now an abandoned commune of mutants, and its clientèle has all defected to a different locale known as Happy Taco. I'm a panda considering moving to Antarctica with designs on world domination. I'm also very interested in traveling through time, so if you know of anyone who can help me with this venture, let me know. Thanks! :)I live with a tiger in Woodside, Queens and attend CUNY Hunter College. I'm the president of the Gay Men's Alliance at Hunter. Together with the Lesbians Rising club, we form: Captain Planet! no, wait.. we form the Hunter Queer Student Union! Now with less green mullets, but not necessarily less spandex! If you go to Hunter, visit us in room 309 of the Thomas Hunter building, or you can contact us: [email protected] http://www.myspace.com/hunterrainbows/ http://groups.google.com/group/queerstudentunion/ http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2210206853I also play Conquer Online on the (Nature) Volcano server.. look for me, my name is brynhildr. ;)Here's a cat.

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(adapted from a design I found here )
My awesome friend Hope helped me design this page, without her, it'd still be the default stuff. I hope you like it. i also have a facebook and a livejournal that i haven't updated in like 149 years.

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My Blog

Youre spaced out on sensation/Like youre under sedation

It's astounding/Time is fleeting/Madness takes it's toll/But listen closely... I'm sitting there, reading Gunslinger, the first book in Stephen King's Dark Tower series on the F train. There's this ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:21:00 GMT

The Canterbury Tales just blew my fucking mind

I was just now sitting in the laundromat reading the fucking Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey fucking Chaucer whilst waiting for my clothes to dry when I read something which hit me like a brick in the fa...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:20:00 GMT

Room for One...a horror story to chill your nights.

Room for OneSam SchollIt's the witching hour in the mountains, dark and cold, and a woman is nestled up in her covers and fleece blankets like the woodland creatures in their homes under the snow, un...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:26:00 GMT

The Funk-o-tron

The Funk-o-tronEmbarrassing blueberries clamoring for his attentionAnd she sees and she sees and she seesrainbows darklyDarkly with sunshine and anachronistic eclipsesThe Funky robot dances for them i...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:13:00 GMT

spam poem. spoem!

When the Soul Slept in Beams of LightText by Urbano Pringle, et al., excerpts reappropriated to William Blake; Arranged by Sam SchollWas once, too, at the full, and round earth's shoreWomen wept, car...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:55:00 GMT

what (a story)

what    There were three ducks, three green ducks. Three psychedelically overly pastel green ducks. The ducks they talked to me and I sent the ducks on a quest. The ducks were to find t...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 14:31:00 GMT

Mrs. Piggeldy

The following is an outrageously good story I wrote for my English class. We were to write a description of an object.Object Description: Mrs Piggeldy, "Ahhh,.Don't objectify me!"    Mr...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:51:00 GMT

Ralph Ellison - Invisible Man

"I always come this far and open my eyes. The spell breaks and I try to re-see the rabbits, so tame through having never been hunted, that played in the hedges and along the road. And I see the purple...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:38:00 GMT

recursive irony

well this tops it all. spam blog comments on my spam blogs. can't really beat recursive irony, so this may be the last blog on the subject of spam."hey i was browsing through blogs on the internet bui...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:31:00 GMT

a SPAM informs me i am suddenly 36 weeks pregnant. omg WHO IS THE FATHER?????

so this will be a departure today, from my usual spam blogs. today i received a rather interesting email, that i classify as a spam. however i am not sure, and perhaps it is an informative letter that...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:01:00 GMT