I fu#*ed Ben Affleck |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKafTit-ABg
Classic, absolutely funny. Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:34:00 GMT |
Take That FCC |
They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as thisThey will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a pissAnd theyll make you call fellatio a trouser friendly kissIts the plain situat... Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:36:00 GMT |
Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. |
I once had wealth, power, and the loveof a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and...uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I wasborn a poor black child. ... Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:03:00 GMT |
Friday The 13th Spoilers |
The movie starts out in 1980 with Pamela Voorhees chasing the final surviving victim of the original Friday the 13th killings. She blames the counselors for Jason's death and is about to stab the last... Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:43:00 GMT |
I'd known her for years. |
We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her ... Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:46:00 GMT |
More than I, truth were told. |
More than I, if truth were told. Have stood and sweated hot and cold. And through their reins in ice and fire, fear contended with desire. Argued once like me were they, I like them shall win my way... Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:00:00 GMT |
So, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. |
That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and ov... Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:23:00 GMT |
You Cant Touch Me |
Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the bad guy in Lethal Weapon 2,....
I got Diplimatical Immunity. So, Hammer, You can't Sue.....
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I can write graffiti, even Jay Walk in the street.... Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:21:00 GMT |
I Need A Jew |
Nothing else has worked so far, So I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous sparkling speck of light, I need a Jew... Britney makes me take the rap, Because our checkbook looks like crap, Since I can't gi... Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:23:00 GMT |
See me morph into Ashton Kutcher! |
www.myheritage.com Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:23:00 GMT |