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Elvira Hancockâ„¢

Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?

About Me

I spend the day laying around the pool catching some rays and having a few drinks. Evenings are spent at the Babylon club with my husband Tony Montana (who recently purchased it for a very low price. haha) He keeps me in designer clothes and plenty of coke. Tony is very busy with his drug business so I'm never out of Coke, always a fresh supply around the house. We have a beautiful home with Roman Columns and in and outdoor pools. I love to relax with a drink and some nosecandy while Tony soaks in our huge bathtub watching flamingos which he thinks are pelicans flying around on T.V. while setting a new record for saying "Fuck" the most times. What the Fuck, at least I look and feel great, the coke and alcohol helps.

My Interests


Coke, Alcohol, Smoking, getting my hair done, laying around by the Pool(s) and Buying nice clothes, going out at night, but Fuck, I'm sick of going to the Babylon Club, you would think Tony would find another high-class place to take me to, maybe he will buy one just for me, I'd love having my own "Elvie's Place" All the "Trophy wives" could get together and enjoy some good blow !

I'd like to meet:

Oh god, i already have enough friends. I dont need another one, especially one who just got of a banana boat.
Elviras Theme by Tony_Montana

LAYOUT BY ANTONIO MONTANA



Music:


80's dance music, all the fast hot jams of the 80's, ofcourse you need a good disco ball too!

Movies:


Scarface, Frankie and Johnny, Blood Vows Story of a Mafia Wife, Married to the Mob, and a lot of great chick flicks.

Television:

Whatever Tony has on TV, I don't get to watch what I want. (he really cant get enough of those pelicans.)

Books:

I don't waste my time reading books, too busy shopping and getting my hair done.

Heroes:

Myself, first for putting up with Frank and now dealing with Tony and his marathon sessions of saying: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck................................