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Livia

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well look who calls! It's about time you came to see your mutha... Not like my son..Tony....He lives up there...in that mansion. You think he ever calls his mother? Why yes I'm alive. Aww Jeez, I was put into that witness protection program by the cops. The Plane tickets were stolen! That Russian said I had a stroke...

My Interests

Come and play scrabble! You'd be surprised just how good your grandmother really is!

I'd like to meet:

I don't know who that is...

Music:

Oh go on....*waves in dismissal*

Movies:

*makes a face* Aww all these television programs are crap these days! They don't make them like they did in my day!

Television:

*flips at the channels* aw....auww GEEZ.. "flips more"

Books:

You know who died today! Read the obituaries. You never know who's next!

Heroes:

My husband...He was a Saint....say a hail mary for em!

My Blog

Ask Mama Livia

Well get in here and close the door behind ya!  Awww Jeez, well go on and tell me what's bothering ya, you know you can get the cancer for keeping it all locked up.  Just look at what happened to Juni...
Posted by Livia on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:27:00 PST

I'm not a bad person!

Now look here, I want to tell my story!  Everything I did, I did for love, and the want for love!  My children, awwwh, my children were spoiled by their father!  How he used to spoil th...
Posted by Livia on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:14:00 PST

It's all a big nothing!

If you want my advice. DON'T expect happiness! ya won't get it.  People let ya down.  And i'm not saying ANY NAMES! But in the end, ya die in your own arms.  What makes you think YOUR ...
Posted by Livia on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:38:00 PST

I'm gonna take over the Soprano myspace group!

Now look here, I'm the one who's the center of it all! Aww, Geez, Without me, there would be no Sopranos. Uncle Junior is my bitch. Tony gets all his problems because I messed that ungratful bruta...
Posted by Livia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Aw Geez, Halloween...

What is with all these children......the little bastards toilet papered my house! Awww, they ought to be put to death.
Posted by Livia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Aw geez, 1 number away from a BINGO

Im played BINGO with these women babbling like idiots the otha night.....one number away from the jackpot.  Aww Jeez.   If my Johnny saw me like this....He was a saint.
Posted by Livia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some one called....AFTER DARK

It was dark out, you think I'd answer it?
Posted by Livia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST