I was born October 27th 1858 in New York City. I had a sickly childhood, fought in some wars, became president, started the Bull-Moose party, had a stuffed bear named for me, and blah blah blah. My death on January 6th, 1919 was rather suprising, although not quite as much a surprise as being hired as the first un-dead contributor to gamervision. Of all my accomplishments, its the un-dead ones of which I am the most proud. These days I'm partial to bragging about my past accomplishments, whining about any and everything and kung-fu.
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