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jackcrow

It's Alive!!

About Me


I am an Englishman descended from French royalty.
I am the Regal Beagle.
What's the matter Johnson?
You should do something good for someone else. Don't expect or ask for anything back. I got round to noticing that there's a whole bunch of people that can't even start to think that way. Everything they do is take, and maybe finish it with a soundbite to make themselves think it's alright, or maybe have absolutely nothing to say at all. The taking is sickening. The taking. It's what's making me ill, and I watch these people... and when they hug, they only hug themselves. It's cold and it's hollow, and it's wrapped up in a smile. You fucking world of promisebreakers and liars... and I point my finger at you only because you'll win. You'll always win.
I'd never have made it into the original Hanoi Rocks, but y'know, I did okay at one time or other.
I can't get better.
This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
Did anybody see this snowman
Stand there with the lord
With proper get up, hang his hat
only you're feeling sleepy eyed
Uuh, shadow coming out
If Jesus saves, please can he do it now? I'm waiting on you Jesus.

My Interests

Music, Boxing, Snoopy, People, the past, Sharks, Tigers, Horses, Good Times, my beloved Tottenham Hotspur, Punk, trashy things, Football (the English sport)... also, currently I like the following years: 1982, 1986, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1998, 2002, 2003. I'm also keen on doing my Cheryl Baker impression until I'm either sick or collapse laughing.

I'd like to meet:

Firstly, I'd like to meet some good Old Fashioned Perverts. Whatever happened to those fuckers?! Good old fashioned, filth-mongers all sloshed in my inbox. Please. No. I need the following urgently: A doctor, anyone who can send or get me bottles of 'Cisco' or 'Night Train' / 'Night Train Express', also I'd like someone new or out of the blue to message me on here/talk to. That'll be you. Aside from that, someone who will message me once and we'll get married, shotgun-style. I really don't care who you are. We don't have to even like each other. Just propose it and send a picture of Lohanface and I'll believe you. That's fine with me... but most of all, someone who can help. really. come quick. I need help. Be like Lassie. Finally, I'd like to meet the Peter Pan of Pop/Magic Man.

Music:

60's, 60's garage, Motown, Phil Spector / Spectorsound, 50s, 70s punk/new-wave, trashy stuff, the obvious... I guess, maybe make your own judgements/assumptions. The Velvet Underground, The Stooges, The MC5, Royal Trux, Led Zeppelin, Serge Gainsbourg, Black Flag, Donovan, Can, Captain Beefheart, The Monkees, Reagan Youth, The Libertines, Sun Ra, N.W.A., Ry Cooder, The Debutantes, Roy Orbison, Guitar Wolf, Neil Young, Crazy Horse, CSN, The Germs, Television, Syd Barrett, Black Sabbath, Crazy Titch, Van Morrison, Sonic Youth, Patience &; Prudence, Devendra Banhart, The Damned, Peter Green, Daniel Johnston, The Beach Boys, The Cramps, S*M*A*S*H, Blondie, Eric's Trip, GG Allin, Robert Johnson, Angry Samoans, Nancy and Lee, Saccharine Trust, Guns 'n' Roses, Grant Lee Buffalo, Bert Jansch, Teen Idles, Eric Clapton, Goblin, Howlin' Wolf, The Dead Kennedys, Public Enemy, Cliff Burton, Ike and Tina, JSBX, Danzig, Leonard Cohen, Buffalo Springfield, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Razor and the Scummettes, The Small Faces, Connie Francis, Bill Conti, Derek and the Dominos, Spiritualized, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Hanoi Rocks, Gram Parsons, The Misfits, Love, AC/DC, Hank Williams Sr., The Slits, These Animal Men, Metallica(1981-86), Johnny Winter, Wire, Roy Harper, Minutemen, The Doors, Bad Brains, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Pop Group, Allman Brothers Band, Mississippi John Hurt, The Buzzcocks, Cream, Michael Nesmith, The Rolling Stones, Nig-Heist, The Ramones, Elvis Presley, The Kinks, Nancy Sinatra, The Faces, Wanda Jackson, Kings Of Leon, Social Distortion, Abba, Tiger Army, The Sonics, Humble Pie, The Wasps, Dogs D'Amour, Johnny Cash, Special Needs, Smokey Robinson

Movies:

My Breakfast With Blassie, Dazed &; Confused, The Karate Kid, Dougal and the Blue Cat, Paradise Alley, Mad Monster Party, Head, Most B-Movies, Any Trashy Movies, Paris-Texas, Rumble Fish, Dawn Of The Dead (1978), Jaws, Room At The Top, The Taking of Pelham 123, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Nighthawks, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), The Party, Ed Wood, Fearless Vampire Killers, Bedazzled (1967), Rocky, (yeah, I love me some Rocky).

Television:

I don't watch television, it doesn't fit anywhere in my day. I have no objection to it. It's been a looong time since I did, so my choices are: The Groovy Ghoulies, The Monkees, The Banana Splits, Grape Ape, Peanuts, Scooby Doo, Gatchaman, Battle of the Planets ...yeah, it's been that long.

Books:

Women, Please Kill Me, Naked Lunch, I Am Legend, Mrs. Duck's Lovely Day, Danny Champion Of The World, The Diving Bell and The Butterfly, Bears In The Night, Hammer Of The Gods, Post Office, Catch 22, H.P. Lovecraft ...all highbrow, like.

Heroes:

Jay Adams, Bobby Fischer, Jimmy Page, Buddy Rich, Elvis, Simone Signoret, Johan Cruyff, Diego Maradona, Gustav Klimt, Gillian Rosalind Chamberlain, Cliff Burton, Christian Hosoi, Steve Marriott, Egon Schiele, Dimitar Berbatov, Dennis Wilson, Bjorn Borg, Syd Barrett, Charles Bukowski, Peter Cook, Randy Rhoads, Jonathan Simon Woodgate, James Douglas Morrison, KjMt, Wanda Jackson, El-Ahrairah, Glenn Anzalone, Tony Alva, Steve Prefontaine, Arthur Rimbaud, John Rambo

My Blog

I came back...

Okay, here I am.I wiped my MySpace almost to the bone.I have returned. I don't know if I'm the same.I'm not like Robocop, though. I don't mean they've made me into him or like in Superman 3 when that ...
Posted by jackcrow on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:51:00 PST

A;right yeah.. . .

so. following on form thre ladt blog.it's nearly 7a ,m I am going out for the night. Thank you for reading. Sign your name below and cross my heart. I got you. Times is like a dog bowl. Lovin you ...
Posted by jackcrow on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:59:00 PST

The Greatest Englishman of All-Time...

I thoroughly recommend watching all of this... ...
Posted by jackcrow on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:33:00 PST

Step in to New Malden...

...and things are just always wrong or weird... I have trouble coming home to the family these days... and not because I don't absolutely adore, love and miss them... but within *minutes* of being amo...
Posted by jackcrow on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:57:00 PST

URGENTLY REQUIRED!!

Assistant to help with fixing the fingers of my left hand inbetween the door and the frame and slamming the door. No prior experience required. Bring own earplugs. Must be able to push and slam very h...
Posted by jackcrow on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:34:00 PST

My last blog...

...thank you to the people who messaged me with advice or similar situations that they've been in etc. and how they've felt really low and shit because of the way someone does that (i.e. has mugged th...
Posted by jackcrow on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:32:00 PST

Soy un perdedor...

...no really.In the biggest way.Pick up the worst day in your life, remember how you felt... remove the emo (feeling sorry for yourself - fuck that)... and that's where I'm at.Soy un perdedor grande.I...
Posted by jackcrow on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

HEROIN

...and a message of love for Nan Goldin...For all those who find dark mystery, romance and self-obsessed tragedy in heroin, I'd like you to check this page out and look at every photo. They are photos...
Posted by jackcrow on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:41:00 PST

Indiana Jones, Prince, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash etc. etc.

The following atypical rant DOES NOT include babs, at all...So yeah,people going on and on about Indiana Jones and how it was ALLLLLLLLLL they ever knew back in the 80's etc.Sorry. It wasn't that big ...
Posted by jackcrow on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:13:00 PST

CHELSEA...

Papa SmurfSporty SmurfJokey SmurfSmurfettethe other shitty little blue smurfs...YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING ...ALL SEASON!!!Chelsea... you are STILL so funny.I wondered what cockneys would do...
Posted by jackcrow on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:41:00 PST