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About Me

I'm fucking funloving and outgoing. I like flashing at people and I only punch women because if I slap men then I get hurt.In a fight I'd probably try to punch your throat and then your toilet hole and if that fails I'll run away and phone crimewatch on you.If it's any consolation I sense humour. I can sense them when they're about. If I know someone funny's I get a boner and try to bum them for congratulations. If I can't get the botty then I wrap my cock in an episode of Heat and pray to the Virgin Mary that she'll keep me warm at night.Did I say keep warm? Keep warm.If you send me an email, make sure you send sexy shit. I don't give a fuck whether you want to tell me that you're dad's burnt your mum's tits off or your gran has had sex with a toilet, just send sexy shit with it and I'll be happy. If you can't send sexy shit, send a picture of a corpse or some kid getting run over and then we'll talk.What am I interested in? The fucking zodiac. That's the shit I like. All that Crisps are in the cusp of Mars so make your way to ASDA with caution is the fucking sweet fuck. I've got a lot of stuff right just by looking at the Zodiac. Consider the time when I thought about having a fuck - I consulted the signs and it told me don't bother, have a piece of cheese instead. So I had a fuck and a cheese and it turned me Israeli for a week.I also like sexy saxophone. When I'm hunting out porn on the net, I always put on sexy saxophones. When I'm doing other shit like going in the supermarket I use a boom box to blast out some fucking scarey, sexy, sexy saxophone music. I don't have much but it's enough - it's mainly taped from the incidental bits in Police Academy when Mahoney is getting it on with some cunt. I fucking love that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who run fucking fast.Dogs that fuck other species.A man who can set up a bear vs. polar bear fight.Someone who wants to come in on my business plan - Sex Van (mail me and we'll talk).

My Blog

PT 2. ZZ TOP IN FRANK, BILLY AND DUSTYS POOPIE SHRIMP BOOT (featuring an adult movies star)

CONTINUED FROM LAST TIME WHERE THE VERY SPECIAL GUEST TEMP GOT HER STUPID NAME OF 'OPRAH WINFREY' CHANGED TO 'TITTY LATTÉ' AND EVERYONE LOVED IT. THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE WE FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK S...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:38:00 GMT

ZZ TOP IN FRANK, BILLY AND DUSTY’S POOPIE SHRIMP BOOT (featuring an adult movies star)

AND THAT'S WHERE WE LEAVE OUR HEROES FOR NOW. TUNE IN ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY TO SEE WHAT TITTY LATTÉ HAS TO DO FOR THE BOYZ. ALSO, THE BOYZ HATCH A CUNNING PLAN BECAUSE OF SOMETHING AND IT...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:49:00 GMT

AMAZING CARTOON WITH ADULT MOVIE STAR AND ROCK N ROLL’S VERY OWN ZZ TOP!!!

THIS WILL MAKE YOU SPUNK ON YOUR CUFFS... A CARTOON THAT I WILL POST TOMORROW
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:17:00 GMT

THERE’S NOTHING HILARIOUS ABOUT THE BOMBINGS IN MUMBAI

In which ye olde Binky waxes about life and Anton and says nothing untoward about the bombings in the fictional town of Bumbai. EVEN I KNOW WHEN YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS ABOUT THINGS BECAUSE YOU...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:43:00 GMT

FUCK YOURSELF A NEW ASS WITH PENNY SMITH DOING YOGA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XVA7IwTnk0 HERE'S WHERE IT'S AT, PENNY SMITH DOING YOGA. I GET FIT DOING THIS SHIT EVERY DAY. IT'S NOT DELETED MY FLABBY BANGERS, BUT HEY! EVEN FUCKING JES...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:53:00 GMT

WALL-E PT 4: THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

A fucking long time ago on Earth a robot got born to cope with all the mess from the SHARK APOCALYPSE (see WALL-E PT 1: THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD). This robot hid a bit and then did the following:...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:11:00 GMT

WALL-E PT 3: THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

A fucking long time ago, there was this little robot who did all this shit. He had eyes and a mouth and wheels and he cleared Earth up. So, he took some time off because after two installments of his ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:45:00 GMT

WALL-E PT 2: THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

What happened last time was that everyone on Earth was a fucking idiot. They had been spunking up the Earth like you wouldn't believe - pissing in church and chucking chicken bones into letter boxes a...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 10:17:00 GMT

WALL-E PT 1: THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

Then the apocalypse came... I think. And contrary to what all leading soothsayers said, Soothsayer: Stallone the world did not get blown left, right and centre by nuclear bombs, neither did ter...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:51:00 GMT

COMING TO THIS BLOG VERY, VERY, VERY SOON... PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

YOU HEARD IT FUKKEN RIGHT. BECAUSE IT'S SO MASSIVE, IT'S GOING TO BE IN PARTS, BUT IT IS POSSIBLY ONE OF THE GREATEST STORIES EVER TOLD, THIS MONTH. PUT THAT IN YOUR FUKKEN TITS AND SMOKE THEM.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:13:00 GMT