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LisaMaria

The Ugly Bird Envys The Worm

About Me


'I first noticed myself in the mirror when I was younger'
Maria's Mask is my comic book. www.lisamariaortiz.co.uk
Im a 27 year old London born bird. I try to be an artist. I collect dolls and religious items.. I'm pretty lame really. I get told that I look a little scary sometimes... im not at all. If you see me then just bloody say hello... Im actaully really shy!.
If i was a serial killer i would be Richard Ramirez .

The Night Stalker "a madman whose lust for killing and depravity equaled, if not surpassed, that of Jack the Ripper"
Over the course of a few months Richard Ramirez would go on to rape, sodomize and murder over 16 people in the Los Angles area. Viciously stabbing or shooting his victims, Ramirez would go as far as gouging out their eyes and stabbing their chests repeatedly to the point of complete mutilation. Basing his murders around satanic rituals,he would scrawl demonic pentagrams around the victims home's he would break into at random.
Kill count: 16
Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!
LISAMARIA
Lis forLuscious
Iis forImportant
Sis forSassy
Ais forArticulate
Mis forMesmerizing
Ais forAmorous
Ris forRevolutionary
Iis forIndustrious
Ais forAbstract What Does Your Name Mean?
Bernadette Peters is a FOX
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You are The Dominatrix
Which pin up are you?
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What Type of Lunatic are You?
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♥ www.ilovetheo.com ♥
♥ Iggy & Debbie ♥
My fave Jamaican
I LIKE WATCHING THE TELLY
PLEASE NOTE: I will NOT add your band unless you talk to me and you are nice. I get many requests to add bands, so PLEASE message me first.
I don't care what scene you are in or what you think of some stupid crap. I don't care about that crap.
Thank You.
I AM MY ART
..

My Interests

Im an art fag.
I make confessional, Autobiographical art.

WWW.LISAMARIAORTIZ.CO.UK

Paintings + Drawings + Photography + Collage www.xanga.com/lisakittenx
www.bddcentral.com

I'd like to meet:

A.JAY POPOFF. I have something to show him.

GUY! I LOVE & MISS YOU.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Bowie, Frida Kahlo, Drag Queens, Geisha & Maiko, Theo, Dogs, Cop shows, boys & Girls from Japan, tattoos, Day of the Dead, and Madonna. Oh, and plastic dolls and any kind of Skulls... also The Virgin Mary.
www.lisamariaortiz.co.uk
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You Are 94% Feminist
You are a total feminist. This doesn't mean you're a man hater (in fact, you may be a man).
You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It's a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action. Are You a Feminist?
Your 1920's Name is:
Freda Alfreda What's Your 1920's Name?
Your Life Path Number is 4
Your purpose in life is to build your vision.

You are practical and responsible. You work hard, knowing that there are no shortcuts in life.
You work for a better life for yourself and those you love, but you are not an idealist.
Trustworthy and honest, you also demonstrate great courage. People can count on you.

In love, you are a loyal and committed partner. You are the ideal spouse.

You don't give up easily, and sometimes you can be too stubborn and unwilling to change.
You also can be too conservative at times. You sometime miss out on good opportunities.
Also remember that not everyone can work as hard as you, as disappointing as that is! What Is Your Life Path Number?
You Were Born Under:
Your most comfortable inside your head - and often daydream the day away.
You have an artistic temperament that makes you seem creative to some, eccentric to others.
You avoid conflict at all costs, and you have a difficult time with relationships.
Attractive and with good manners, you tend to shine in social situations.

You are most compatible with a Pig or Rabbit. What Year Were You Born Under?
Your Japanese Name Is...
Makiko Shimizudani What's your Japanese Name?

Music:

Peggy Lee
Ma Rainey
Billie Holiday
The Specials
Joy Division
Elastica
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster
Sonic Youth
Dance Hall Crashers
Detroit Cobras
David Bowie
Iggy and the Stooges
The Velvet Underground
The Stray Cats
New York Dolls
Elvis
MC5
The Amazing Royal Crowns
L7
Toilet Boys
The Slits
PJ Harvey
Babes In Toyland
Daisy Chainsaw
45 Grave
Leadbelly
Bessie Smith
Blind Lemon Jefferson
Robert Johnson
Ella Fitzgerald
Connie Francis
Etta James
+ + + AFI + + +
Le Tigre
Blondie
Wesley Willis
The Volodoras
MADONNA
Tiger Army
Horrorpops
Nightmare Of You
Theo & The Skyscrapers
Ray Charles
Batmobile
Be Your Own Pet
Alice Donut
We Are Scientists
Dancehall
Ragga
Salad
Fall Out Boy
Slant 6
Deftones
God..i can't write it all down right now..
♥ Lunachicks ♥

♥ Dave, Jim & Lou ♥

Movies:

CRYBABY (i get off on Wanda)
Women in Revolt
Buffalo 66
Nightmare Before Christmas
Confessions Of A Trick Baby
Dracula
Love Is The Devil
Frida
The Honeymoon Killers
Ginger Snaps
Horror flicks... My husband hates almost everything I like...
Apart from the Simpsons :)

Television:

tooooo much.

Books:

I read LOADS...
I collect art books, comics and spirituality books.
I LOVE :
♥ DAVID SHRIGLEY ♥
♥ Mathew Collings ♥
♥ ROLF HARRIS ♥
♥ Betty Shine ♥
♥ Kent Williams ♥
I can't write everyone down

Heroes:


♥ My Darling Candy ♥

♥ Theo with The Lunachicks ♥
Image by: http://users.erols.com/shydoll/luna_pics.html

♥ Frida Kahlo ♥

♥ Marilyn Monroe ♥

♥ Stella ♥

♥ Geisha ♥..

My Blog

Facebook?

I have a Facebook. I can't seem to work it out though...
Posted by LisaMaria on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

And the survey says...

Name: Birthdate: Birthplace: Current Location: Eye Color: Hair Color: Height: Weight: Piercings: Tatoos: Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Overused Phraze: FAVORITES Food: ...
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

People in bands message me before adding.

I would like to know who the fuck you are. Thanks x
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If You Are On My Page .... Read This.

I STOLE THIS! DO fill this in..Just for general Curiosity- NOW! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. ...
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tattoo Pictures

I took these with my Camera phone. LOL...
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Hair

People have asked who does my hair. My hairdresser does. Vicki in Hersham. I can't do it myself as I will fuck it up and it takes hours. Yes, its black and its blonde. Although, i would like it whit...
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drawing

PJ Asleep - Brighton Ink on Paper
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah, Hmm

I am getting better
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When I Went Out Last #1

This is me fucking around in my room before i went out last Friday night. Im really ill still. I have had a cold for weeks!...
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PICTURES of my baby

This is my doggy Stella. She is nearly 10 years old! I have just worked out how to put pictures on here! haha...
Posted by LisaMaria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST