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Aw-write?, aw-write? don't run near the pool.

About Me

I used to be britains number one entertainer, I'm not so much anymore I had a bit of a scandal over an orgy I had round my house but it was blown out of proportion just because of some silly gay. You might remember me making a prick of myself at the awards ceremonies. Or more recently celebrity big brother where I showed the entire nation how calm and level headed I am, and that scandal has not effected my state of mind in the slightest.

My Interests

I love to make people laugh. I like going for a swim. Wait no I don't. I love making prank phone calls to Jodie Marsh, she's a cunt if I ever saw one!!! I like Snorting charlie. But I don't swim. I definetly don't like swimming. I like gurning, impressions of Hitler and Frank Spencer at the same time, being a fucker, causing 'significant anal injury'. I promise you I can't swim.

I'd like to meet:

My kind of people

Music:

I like the rap music.

Movies:

I'm not a big movie fan, theyre a bit too long for me my dears. I used to go to the cinema when I was younger but I couldn't sit still.

Television:

Anything with me in it does the trick. Sometimes I watch my old shows on video, kick back, have a few lines. I don't so much nowadays. I'm a man on the edge you see.

Books:

I don't really read much nowadays. I never really read very often anyway. I can't sit down for more than 3 minutes.

Heroes:

Jonathon Ross is my favourite. one day I hope he'll come round mine for a swim. maybe we could have a few drinks. and let me shit in his mouth.

My Blog

Why arn't there any ashtrays at my house?

Because all the fags are in the pool! (courtesy of Steve Guttenberg)
Posted by >J-C< on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST