I love to make people laugh. I like going for a swim. Wait no I don't. I love making prank phone calls to Jodie Marsh, she's a cunt if I ever saw one!!! I like Snorting charlie. But I don't swim. I definetly don't like swimming. I like gurning, impressions of Hitler and Frank Spencer at the same time, being a fucker, causing 'significant anal injury'. I promise you I can't swim.
My kind of people
I like the rap music.
I'm not a big movie fan, theyre a bit too long for me my dears. I used to go to the cinema when I was younger but I couldn't sit still.
Anything with me in it does the trick. Sometimes I watch my old shows on video, kick back, have a few lines. I don't so much nowadays. I'm a man on the edge you see.
I don't really read much nowadays. I never really read very often anyway. I can't sit down for more than 3 minutes.
Jonathon Ross is my favourite. one day I hope he'll come round mine for a swim. maybe we could have a few drinks. and let me shit in his mouth.