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border=0 THIS SAYS IT ALL!! You have a sexual IQ of 160
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
In loving memory of Digger♥
1991-2007
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Name: Mr. Wonderful..type='hidden' name='question1' value='Name%3A'..type='hidden' name='type1' value='1'
Birthdate: Jan, 21 1966..type='hidden' name='question2' value='Birthdate%3A'..type='hidden' name='type2' value='1'
Birthplace: Manhattan, N.Y...type='hidden' name='question3' value='Birthplace%3A'..type='hidden' name='type3' value='1'
Current Location: Dipshitville, FL..type='hidden' name='question4' value='Current+Location%3A'..type='hidden' name='type4' value='1'
Eye Color: Hazel..type='hidden' name='question5' value='Eye+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type5' value='1'
Hair Color: Hair?..type='hidden' name='question6' value='Hair+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type6' value='1'
Height: 6'1"..type='hidden' name='question7' value='Height%3A'..type='hidden' name='type7' value='1'
Weight: More than I need to be "285lbs"..type='hidden' name='question8' value='Weight%3A'..type='hidden' name='type8' value='1'
Turn on's: Red headed woman with tattoos..type='hidden' name='question9' value='++++++++s%3A'..type='hidden' name='type9' value='1'
Turn off's: People who don't know how to laugh, especially at themselves..type='hidden' name='question10' value='+++++s%3A'..type='hidden' name='type10' value='1'
Girlfriend: Which one..type='hidden' name='question11' value='Boyfriend%2FGirlfriend%3A'..type='hidden' name='type11' value='1'
Overused Phraze: "CUT ME IN. OR CUT IT OUT"..type='hidden' name='question12' value='Overused+Phraze%3A'..type='hidden' name='type12' value='1'
FAVORITES..type='hidden' name='question13' value='FAVORITES'..type='hidden' name='type13' value='2'
Food: Italian, mexican, asian, greek, Shit! in a word "spicy"..type='hidden' name='question14' value='Food%3A'..type='hidden' name='type14' value='1'
Candy: not with my teeth..type='hidden' name='question15' value='Candy%3A'..type='hidden' name='type15' value='1'
Number: 1..type='hidden' name='question16' value='Number%3A'..type='hidden' name='type16' value='1'
Color: Black..type='hidden' name='question17' value='Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type17' value='1'
Animal: Seriously, every living creature on earth..type='hidden' name='question18' value='Animal%3A'..type='hidden' name='type18' value='1'
Drink: vodka..type='hidden' name='question19' value='Drink%3A'..type='hidden' name='type19' value='1'
Alcohol Drink: VODKA!!! YOU DEAF?..type='hidden' name='question20' value='Alcohol+Drink%3A'..type='hidden' name='type20' value='1'
Bagel: Onion with lots of cream cheese..type='hidden' name='question21' value='Bagel%3A'..type='hidden' name='type21' value='1'
Letter: One's that come with money..type='hidden' name='question22' value='Letter%3A'..type='hidden' name='type22' value='1'
Body Part on Opposite : neck..type='hidden' name='question23' value='Body+Part+on+Opposite++++%3A'..type='hidden' name='type23' value='1'
This or That..type='hidden' name='question24' value='This+or+That'..type='hidden' name='type24' value='2'
Pepsi or Coke: coke (a cola)..type='hidden' name='question25' value='Pepsi+or+Coke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type25' value='1'
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Charbroiled!, Nuff Said..type='hidden' name='question26' value='McDonalds+or+BurgerKing%3A'..type='hidden' name='type26' value='1'
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberries..type='hidden' name='question27' value='Strawberry+or+Watermelon%3A'..type='hidden' name='type27' value='1'
Hot tea or Ice tea: Good way to make me puke..type='hidden' name='question28' value='Hot+tea+or+Ice+tea%3A'..type='hidden' name='type28' value='1'
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla..type='hidden' name='question29' value='Chocolate+or+Vanilla'..type='hidden' name='type29' value='1'
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee..type='hidden' name='question30' value='Hot+Chocolate+or+Coffee%3A'..type='hidden' name='type30' value='1'
Kiss or Hug: Bite..type='hidden' name='question31' value='Kiss+or+Hug%3A'..type='hidden' name='type31' value='1'
Dog or Cat: Dog..type='hidden' name='question32' value='Dog+or+Cat%3A'..type='hidden' name='type32' value='1'
Rap or Punk: Your kidding right? PUNK!!..type='hidden' name='question33' value='Rap+or+Punk%3A'..type='hidden' name='type33' value='1'
Summer or Winter: I prefer Fall or Spring..type='hidden' name='question34' value='Summer+or+Winter%3A'..type='hidden' name='type34' value='1'
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny..type='hidden' name='question35' value='Scary+Movies+or+Funny+Movies%3A'..type='hidden' name='type35' value='1'
Love or Money: love never worked out, so fuck it I'll take money..type='hidden' name='question36' value='Love+or+Money%3A'..type='hidden' name='type36' value='1'
YOUR.....type='hidden' name='question37' value='YOUR...'..type='hidden' name='type37' value='2'
Bedtime: Insomniac..type='hidden' name='question38' value='Bedtime%3A'..type='hidden' name='type38' value='1'
Most Missed Memory: Well if i could remember it, it wouldn't be missed..type='hidden' name='question39' value='Most+Missed+Memory%3A'..type='hidden' name='type39' value='1'
Best phyiscal feature: my Tongue..type='hidden' name='question40' value='Best+phyiscal+feature%3A'..type='hidden' name='type40' value='1'
First Thought Waking Up: Shit! Am I late?..type='hidden' name='question41' value='First+Thought+Waking+Up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type41' value='1'
Goal for this year: Make it to next year..type='hidden' name='question42' value='Goal+for+this+year%3A'..type='hidden' name='type42' value='1'
Best Friends: Friends?..type='hidden' name='question43' value='Best+Friends%3A'..type='hidden' name='type43' value='1'
Weakness: Woman..type='hidden' name='question44' value='Weakness%3A'..type='hidden' name='type44' value='1'
Fears: Woman..type='hidden' name='question45' value='Fears%3A'..type='hidden' name='type45' value='1'
Heritage: Don't have one. The woman took it...type='hidden' name='question46' value='Heritage%3A'..type='hidden' name='type46' value='1'
Longest relationship: 7 years..type='hidden' name='question47' value='Longest+relationship%3A'..type='hidden' name='type47' value='1'
HAVE YOU.....type='hidden' name='question48' value='HAVE+YOU...'..type='hidden' name='type48' value='2&..39;
Ever Drank: yea..type='
Ever Smoked: I've actually burned..type='hidden' name='question50' value='Ever+Smoked%3A'..type='hidden' name='type50' value='1'
Pot: Many moons ago..type='hidden' name='question51' value='Pot%3A'..type='hidden' name='type51' value='1'
Ever been Drunk: Besides right now?..type='hidden' name='question52' value='Ever+been+Drunk%3A'..type='hidden' name='type52' value='1'
Ever been beaten up: Physically, No. Emotionally, Yes..type='hidden' name='question53' value='Ever+been+beaten+up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type53' value='1'
Ever beaten someone up: Emotionally, No. Physically, Yes..type='hidden' name='question54' value='Ever+beaten+someone+up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type54' value='1'
Ever Shoplifted: Occasionally..type='hidden' name='question55' value='Ever+Shoplifted%3A'..type='hidden' name='type55' value='1'
Ever Skinny Dipped: Constantly..type='hidden' name='question56' value='Ever+Skinny+Dipped%3A'..type='hidden' name='type56' value='1'
Ever Kissed Opposite : Opposite what? ..type='hidden' name='question57' value='Ever+Kissed+Opposite++++%3A'..type='hidden' name='type57' value='1'
Been Dumped Lately: Well, I'm not Brad Pitt you know..type='hidden' name='question58' value='Been+Dumped+Lately%3A'..type='hidden' name='type58' value='1'
IN A GUY/GIRL..type='hidden' name='question59' value='IN+A+GUY%2FGIRL'..type='hidden' name='type59' value='2'
Favorite Eye Color: Green..type='hidden' name='question60' value='Favorite+Eye+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type60' value='1'
Favorite Hair Color: Red..type='hidden' name='question61' value='Favorite+Hair+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type61' value='1'
Short or Long: Short..type='hidden' name='question62' value='Short+or+Long%3A'..type='hidden' name='type62' value='1'
Height: 6'0" and taller..type='hidden' name='question63' value='Height%3A'..type='hidden' name='type63' value='1'
Style: Slutty..type='hidden' name='question64' value='Style%3A'..type='hidden' name='type64' value='1'
Looks or Personality: Personality, my light switch works..type='hidden' name='question65' value='Looks+or+Personality%3A'..type='hidden' name='type65' value='1'
Hot or Cute Cute definetely..type='hidden' name='question66' value='Hot+or+Cute'..type='hidden' name='type66' value='1'
and Alcohol: Love a girl who shows up with her own bottle..type='hidden' name='question68' value='++++++and+Alcohol%3A'..type='hidden' name='type68' value='1'
Muscular or Really Skinny: I like a little fluff, but in a pinch...WHATEVER!..type='hidden' name='question69' value='Muscular+or+Really+Skinny%3A'..type='hidden' name='type69' value='1'
RANDOMS..type='hidden' name='question70' value='RANDOMS'..type='hidden' name='type70' value='2'
Number of Regrets in the Past: More than I care to count..type='hidden' name='question71' value='Number+of+Regrets+in+the+Past%3A'..type='hidden' name='type71' value='1'
What country do you want to Visit: Europe, very badly...I love foreign accents..type='hidden' name='question72' value='What+country+do+you+want+to+Visit%3A'..type='hidden' name='type72' value='1'
How do you want to Die: I hope never to see the truck that runs me over..type='hidden' name='question73' value='How+do+you+want+to+Die%3A'..type='hidden' name='type73' value='1'
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope..type='hidden' name='question74' value='Been+to+the+Mall+Lately%3A'..type='hidden' name='type74' value='1'
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep..type='hidden' name='question75' value='Do+you+like+Thunderstorms%3A'..type='hidden' name='type75' value='1'
Get along with your Parents: I do with the one thats alive..type='hidden' name='question76' value='Get+along+with+your+Parents%3A'..type='hidden' name='type76' value='1'
Health Freak: Well your half right..type='hidden' name='question77' value='Health+Freak%3A'..type='hidden' name='type77' value='1'
Do you think your Attractive: Not really, but I'm working on it..type='hidden' name='question78' value='Do+you+think+your+Attractive%3A'..type='hidden' name='type78' value='1&..39;
Believe in Yourself: Yes..type='
Want to go to College: I've been, but more couldn't hurt..type='hidden' name='question80' value='Want+to+go+to+College%3A'..type='hidden' name='type80' value='1'
Do you Smoke: Only when I drink..type='hidden' name='question81' value='Do+you+Smoke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type81' value='1&..39;
Do you Drink: Only socially..type='
Shower Daily: Every month whether I need it or not..type='hidden' name='question83' value='Shower+Daily%3A'..type='hidden' name='type83' value='1'
Been in Love: Theres no such thing..type='hidden' name='question84' value='Been+in+Love%3A'..type='hidden' name='type84' value='1'
Do you Sing: Every single day..type='hidden' name='question85' value='Do+you+Sing%3A'..type='hidden' name='type85' value='1'
Want to get Married: I've been, and one more probably would hurt..type='hidden' name='question86' value='Want+to+get+Married%3A'..type='hidden' name='type86' value='1'
Do you want Children: Can I have the kids, and loose the wife?..type='hidden' name='question87' value='Do+you+want+Children%3A'..type='hidden' name='type87' value='1'
Have your future kids names planned out: Boy, Dane Gyr... Girl, Michelle Marie..type='hidden' name='question88' value='Have+your+future+kids+names+planned+out%3A'..type='hi dden' name='type88' value='1'
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Maybe before my 50th birthday..type='hidden' name='question89' value='Age+you+wanna+lose+your+Virginity%3A'..type='hidden' name='type89' value='1'
Hate anyone: Yes, Ulli Stewart, Austin, TX...KILL HER..type='hidden' name='question90' value='+++++Hate+anyone%3A'..type='hidden' name='type90' value='1'
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the Shock Jock
((52% dark, 57% spontaneous, 52% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne BarrThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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The Resistance
(Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic)
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test - it rules -
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