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About Me

I suppose I'm a "big" guy but I don't let what other people say get me down. I spend most of my time on a little island out in the pacific hangin' with my neighbors, which is cool, 'cause they stay out of my way and respect my privacy. They crack on me alot for sleeping under water for like over hundreds of years at a time but its cool... I just kick their asses around a little bit and thats that. My buddy Rodan is the coolest and really likes art...sometimes we take a trip to the mainland for sushi, which is totally cool, but the bastard has problems with sharing. I also really like swimming, listening to music, making fun of americans and watching 'Iron Chef'. I have trouble meeting new people due to a wicked bad breath problem I've been trying to sort out- I've tried everything off the late night info-mercials but no luck so far.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with an open mind, really. I mean, I have some problems that alot of people just don't want to deal with and I'm trying to take care of that and hope someone will just listen. Everyone knows I'm radioactive....thats just not a secret anymore...I'm really cutting back on that whole nuclear power addiction I have. I really just need support.Oh- and if you want to help me out a little, I could really use some help with rent money... I know, I know... "Monsters pay rent!?" is what youre asking. Well- Society strangles us all... and I'm broke.Make a donation here:

My Blog

My new peace plan...

So I've been watching a lot of FOX News lately from my pad here in Monster Island and have come up with some pretty intense ideas... This middle east business is pretty retarded... I mean, you h...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:21:00 GMT

I hate my life...

Seriously, I'm not even fucking playing... I just, JUST, got a freakin' church steeple jabbed into my big-toe. That has NEVER happened before... at what point in my life did I have to start "Watching ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:32:00 GMT

Sushi Issues

Dear Diary, I have a problem... A very serious problem. On top of that whole Octopus fiasco, I've been having issues with other aspects of my dining life. Okay, here it is.... My favorite food is Sush...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 01:03:00 GMT

Giant squid....or not.

Dear Diary. Alright- So I'm King of the monsters...that dosnt make me "Most Observant" of the monsters. I was swimming around in the South Pacific just the other day after waking up with the...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:21:00 GMT