Bruce

I'm Bruce Willis. Many people know me for my hollywood magic. I've been in showbiz since I was a wee lad, about 4 or 5. How'd I get so big you ask? I'll tell you. It all started that one faithful day, I was three years old, I, Little Brucie, was weeding the garden for mommy dearest when suddenly. I was kidnapped by the secret police. I was forced to entertain them and when i couldnt do it to there liking I would be violently whipped. This went on until I was 4 when i ran away to Boise, Nevada where I worked at a carnival as a juggler. This didn't go on very long because somehow, I signed up for star search where i sung my heart out for the judges. I sang New Edition's smash hit "Candy Girl". The judges loved the shit outta me (not supprized)and I got signed to a major record company. What it was i don't remember but you can check out my solo album in any kind of music store. Its entitled "The Bruce Willis Spectacular" (its hot) Well after the whole music thing ended for me I was hanging out with my buddy Norman Parker when we saw an add in the paper for a role in the movie that I actually got credit for "Miami Vice No Exit ". I nailed the audition and so did Norm. We werent friends much after that because he finally relized that i was a better actor than him. I did all those other movies, nothing exciting in my life happened after that. So now here I sit, Bruce Willis, trying to get back into the music industry because all my buddies say i have a kickin voice at karaoke