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Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham

And in your Dreams you can see yourself as a Prophet. Saving the World, with the words from your Lip

About Me

I am a licensed professional fire-eater, that was a roadie for the Rolling Stones on the Sticky Fingers tour of the USA in the 70's. I like skinny-skiing, going to bull-fights on acid, and long slow deep wet kisses that last for three days. I spent sometime at a think tank in Fiji trying to figure out what to do about the absolute abuse of power by the Bush family until the CIA came and captured me, blindfolded me and dropped me off naked on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood. I am an avid hunter and a vegan. I am a strong believer in animal rights and I think the end of modern civilization is near. Peak Oil concerns me to no end and I am currently working in a laboratory on alternative energy forms to save us from our dependence on a resource that is on the verge of disappearing from the face of the Earth forever. Methane is the most logical solution right now but HEMP is the only true long term answer. Until the manufacturing of HEMP is legalized in the USA we are doomed to have our economy and way of life collapse within the next 20 years. I have seven children all named Roscoe. Three boys and three girls, one hermaphrodite. I hold several degrees in politcal science, micro biology and sociology from various institutions of higher learning here in the greatest country in the world. I am a silent supporter of the Rainbow family and NORMAL and an active campaigner for the immediate IMPEACHMENT of George Walker BUSH before he blows our country up. He is obviously an idiot who is power drunk and hell bent on destroying the American way of life from the inside out for his personal and finiacial benefit. Save America: IMPEACH BUSH AND CHENEY. Dick Cheney is the devil himself, more evil then any other man in the history of American politics. He makes Nixon look like a choir boy. GOD BLESS AMERICA and the Gonzo philosphy. RIP HST.

My Interests

Curling, Working out, Going to live shows, Watching movies, burning music, Trading live music, making movies, writing scripts, reading books, going hiking, going to the beach, collecting art, following politics, traveling, going to national parks, discussing current events, working for positive change in America, gardening, cooking, playing music, singing, performing live, mentoring youth, collecting crystals, studying peak oil, learning about the FBI and the CIA, cold kickin' it live, chillin' like Bob Dylan, mediating, shooting guns, playing the bongos, making margaritas, swimming in the ocean.

I'd like to meet:

A woman who can suck the chrome off of a trailor hitch. Play drums like Keith Moon. Make love for seven hours in a row having an orgasm every 10 minutes. An educated, self starter, who is sure of herself, knows where she is going, what she wants and is happy with herself as a person. An old fashioned girl that likes to cook and take care of her man but also likes for her man to take care of her and treat her like a queen. A woman who appreciates a man with a talented tongue and a burning desire to raise many wonderful children, dogs, cats and have a pony for each child. A woman who wants to live in the mountains but dance in the city. Who wants to travel the country and see the wonderful things I have seen again and again. A woman who is not afraid to take a chance to get that golden ring knowing that you will not always reach it but you will never get it unless you try with all of your heart and soul. A woman who knows that WITH THE POWER OF SOUL ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!

Music:

White Stripes, Widespread Panic, Ween, Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead, Miles Davis, Lightning Hopkins, P.J. Harvey, Rolling Stones, Primus, David Byrne, Talking Heads, Taj Mahal, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Jane's Addiction, Phish, Morphine, MC 900 foot Jesus, Drive By Truckers, Patterson Hood, James Brown, Ray Charles, Nina Simone, John Lee Hooker, Buddy Guy, Pink Floyd, Flaming Lips, Elvis, Johhny Cash, Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, REM, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Umphreys McGee, Prince, Toots and the Mayhals, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Peter Rowan, Bela Fleck, John Coltrane, Col. Bruce Hampton, Desmond Dekker, The Faces, The Clash, Tori Amos, Thelonius Monk, G. Love and Special Sauce, Cake, P. Funk, Beastie Boys, De la Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Wu Tang Clan, Snoop Dog, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Ice T, Public Enemy, NWA, Soul Coughing, Queens of the Stone Age, Hank Williams, Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Bob Weir, Jerry Garcia, The Code Talkers, Aquarium Rescue Unit, North Mississippi Allstars, My Morning Jacket, Gomez, Les Claypools Fabulous Flying Frog Brigade, Son House, Sun Ra, Leadbelly, Robert Johnson, Red Hot Chillipeppers, Fishbone, Cream, Blind Faith, The Breeders, Yes, the Pixies, Frank Black, Black Francis, Pearl Jam, Hot Tuna, Neil Young, Velvet Underground, Allman Brothers Band, Janis Joplin, Government Mule, Warren Haynes, Butthole Surfers, Muddy Waters, Tortise, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, The Kinks, The Cult, pantera, Metalica, Corrsion of Conformity, Money Suzki, The Strokes, Foo Fighters, Beck, Dave Matthews, the Beatles, Led Zepplin, Outkast, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Soundgarden, Liz Phair, The Police, Sting, Oysterhead, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Doors, Disco Biscuits, Joe Cocker, Joe Walsh, Erika Buddah, Billy Holiday, Stan Getz, Curtis Mayfield, Creedle, Antibalas, Lyrics Born

Movies:

Wild At Heart, Drugstore Cowboy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Goodfellas, The Godfather, The Shining, Lost Highway, Fletch, Stripes, Caddy Shack, Lost in Translation, Badlands, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Raising Arizona, Big Lewboski, Boogie Nights, Barton Fink, Hard Eight, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Capote, Altered States, Firewalk With Me, 21 Grams, Being John Malkovich, Magnolia, Crash, 11:14, History of Violence, To Die For, Wag the Dog, Glen Gary Glen Ross, Scarface, Dog Day Afternoon, Devil's Advocate, Leaving Las Vegas, The Truman Show, Taxi Driver, Natural Born Killers, Blue Velvet, North Dallas Forty, 48 Hours, Do The Right Thing, Mo Better Blues, Hurricane, Devil With a Blue Dress On, L.A. Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, Thin Blue Line, Blood Simple, Jaws, Punch Drunk Love, Happy Gilmore, Airplane, The Jerk, Shop Girl, Broken Flowers, Mystery Train, Down By Law, Jackass, Southpark, Walk the Line, Ray, L.A. Story, Shortcuts, The Player, JFK, All the Presidents Men, Pat Garret and Billy the Kid, Happy Endings, Spinal Tap, Repo Man, The Getaway, Cool Hand Luke, Forrest Gump, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fisher King, Cape Fear, 2001, Full Metal jacket, Eyes Wide Shut, Mean Streets, Slacker, Croupier, The Sting, Thank You For Smoking, the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Nacho Libre, The Departed, Babel, Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny, Zodiac

Television:

SUCKS ASS, Letterman, The Daily Show, Simpsons, Bullshit, Sopranos, MSNBC, CNN, Charlie Rose, Meet the Press, 60 Minutes, Hardball, The Office

Books:

The Curse of Lono, Jitterbug Perfume, Mother Night, Post Office, Dharma Bums, The Americans, Girlfriend in a Coma, Steal This Book, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, A Confedarcy of Dunces, Crossing the Rubicon, The Teachings of Don Juan, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Kingdom of Fear, Breakfast of Champions, The Secret Team

Heroes:

Jimi Hendrix, Paul Newman, Snoopy, Jerry Garcia, Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

My Life in Malibu

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GRINDHOUSE review part 3

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Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

The Prince of the Desert

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Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST

BABEL: Review 1

Fight the power. This is the human struggle, we are all in this together, so help each other.  Don't be a big dummy. If you like Drama you'd better sign yourself up for this one. This one ge...
Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

I am Titanium

I am Titanium.  You can shoot me, cut off my limbs, set me on fire and throw me off of the Empire State Building and I will be fine. Spring is here and it is time to fuck and drink and hit the ...
Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST

Peak Oil its whats for Breakfast

Peak Oil is real people. Wake up and prepare yourself before its to late. Learn Survival techniques and teach your children how to live off the land,  if you want them to live a full life.  ...
Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

Britney Spears NAKED!

Alright Sal fans I have a lot on my mind.  Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was an election.  For all of you real Americans who finally got your blinders off and voted to chang...
Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

Halloween

Hey everybody, It's almost Halloween and even though the doctor usually does not participate in costumes and the usual tom-foolery, this year I am going to be Meadowlark Lemon from the 70's Harlem Glo...
Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

VOTE OUT THE REPUBLICANS NOVEMBER 7th

Alright people.  I do not usually like to tell people how  to think or what to do.  This is America and no matter how smart or stupid you may be, you are entitled to freedom of choice a...
Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

A Pool of your own Blood

Why does it have to be this way?  Why must George continue to try an keep the American population scared shitless of an enemy that was created by us?  Why must this senseless killing go...
Posted by Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:53:00 PST