Hillary Clintons Butt Plug

I was born a poor black dildo.I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family singing and dancing, down in Clevland. I never dreamed of what I would one day become...You might say I have an inside perspective on Washington these days. In fact, I have the sort of insight that most reports dream of. Hillary and I became acquinted circa 1975, when I was given as a gag gift from Bill's brother Jeb. That silly basard is still always trying to get his hands on me.I was briefly stolen by Joseph Lieberman in the mid-90's. But at a subsequent slumber party, I was discovered by Bill and returned in secrecy. I am happy to say I am with Hillary now.It's a beautiful relationship we have. She shares everything with me. Even cheese sandwiches from time to time. I get to hear all about world domination and the "will to power". From here out I'll be reporting. Live. From Hillary's ass...and (maybe occasionally other people's mouths)...MySpace Layouts