Life is like a game of Skee-Ball... you careen down a narrow alley, ricocheting painfully off th' sides untill you suddenly hit a ramp... you're sent flying through th' air... you may land abruptly in th' outer ring of disappointment.. or you may plunk satisfyingly in th' bullseye... either way, you fall into a deep, dark hole and roll quickly back to where it all began and wait for th' next guy with a quarter... on th' other hand, maybe life is more like a large, melting "Sof-Serv" vanilla cone... at first, it has a certain pleasant ooziness as it flows and drips down your arm and into your sleeve... but eventually, when it reaches your elbow and it gets all sticky and gunky, you start thinking about urban mass transit... maybe life is more like a light rail vehicle...clean, efficient,
yet unpopular with Detroit auto makers and petrolium-based economies...you embark full of hope and spare change... advertisements for chewing gum and correspondance schools dance above your head... two teens enjoy heavy metal on a portable CD player.. th' guy next to you has very bad breath... hmmm... maybe life is more like a candy manufacturing plant, complete with fourteen stainless steel mixing kettles, a 24-foot cooling belt and a malted milk ball vacuum tube.... were extruded on cooling tables, coated, enrobed and packaged.... some of us end up as nougats, some of us become malted milk balls... others never make it to the major retail chains... our time on earth is short but sweet and the odds are 1 in 21,476,872 we'll ever win a free trip to Hawaii....hmm....maybe life is more like the instruction manual that comes with a Korean V.C.R., written in a language tantalizingly similar to english...................
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