Meal-tickets, Rugby and Gridiron players, the makers of I Can't Believe It Isn't KY, anyone with a decent surname like: Cummings or Balls.%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%AJesus, Clockedin Facehead, Tisco George, my beloved pet Spunky the Fly, Dr Trash, Mama Gator, Salvador Dalek - no, hold your horse, he SUCKS!! (Leave the painting to Tisco, you bottom feeding Picasso!)
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Elvis Filth. I think he's in love with me. The Pope - though he comes on with this... real attitude like I work for him or something. Father Corsen Carson Person is a dear old pal - bald, four-eyed retard that he is! Uncle Lesbian - bloody hell! Don't ask!!%D%A%D%A
%D%A%D%ALivie Goosemark and Anna Manson. Livie is an old catwoman in the body of a Lotto peasant and Anna is a "grrl".%D%A%D%A
%D%A%D%AThat simpleton Cornelius Stone and fogey Roger Langridge are in my good books - though they both get OUT OF LINE!!%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A**ENEMIES** That Ex Sergeant Major though I still want him to pork me while saluting vigourously. Satan - (what did you think we'd be ? - Paris Hilton on a Planet of Men ?) Brain Bastard - an evil poindexter with the personality of scabies and the genius of an armpit! The Grim Reaper! HE DOESN'T DO WHAT I SAY! Fanboy - sickly sycophantic pesky spook... I just don't like dead people. Or poodles!%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%Dlvis Filth - he's in love with me! Desmond the Pinecone. He will pay! Skinflick and Aquisitive - Real Estate agents, the stool of Hell! Shitgut Guru!! Depraved monomaniacal cult leader with the integrity of a black hole in a toilet wall!%D%A%D%A
%D%A%D%AThe Fucking Hitlers - Her Hitler and Sgt Hitler. Jerry Bruckheimer and Roland Emmerich!! Tom Cruise and %D%APunch! Concepta Barleywater the moralist complainer, Jasmine Argonaut the alarmingly intuitive and smarmy princess of knowledge and Spaniel Caryard, a complete gunt! %D%A%D%A
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