Some way cool clay animation by the amazing Mr Bruce Bickford:
He does not hate him, for hatred is a form of subjective involvement by which we are bound to the hated object. The superior man shows strength (heaven) in that he brings the inferior man to a standstill (mountain) by his dignified reserve.
I Ching
Don't hate the black. Don't hate the white. If you get bit, just hate the bite.
Sly Stone
You will only find perfection when you do not seek it.
Ancient proverb by St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Proverbials
This insert has a plastic coating.
Fortune cookie insert
Screw whatever philosphies on money & happiness you might have. Having money gives you a shitload more options.
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Materialism
One of these days I'll sell my soul and let 'em find out what they've bought.
Cop Shoot Cop
When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.
Robert Anton Wilson
If you don't pay attention to every little detail, you miss most of the jokes.
Pope Stephen
Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Evacuation Procedures
Nothing says "I love you" like a lump of carbon mined by wage slaves in Angola.
de Koch Diamonds advertisement
If you insist on going with the flow, don't complain when you get dragged off in the current.
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Currency Conversion
PLEASE NOTE: I do not exist to make up numbers on your friends list. If you like me, then add me. If I think you seem cool, then I'll accept. If I send a comment to your page thanking you for the add that you requested, and you don't give me the courtesy of a response, then don't get upset when I delete you from my list a couple of weeks later (hey, I'll give you some leeway).
If your sole purpose in life involves making up numbers to boost your non-existent ego then you have no life & therefore deserve to die. Until that day, don't fucking well patronise me by calling me your 'friend'.
Note: this does not apply to cool bands/artists/actors & the like who have actually looked at my profile/friends list; people who I've requested; people affiliated with particular groups including (but not limited to) Amnesty, Greenpeace, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, Discordianism (HIMEOBS losers need not apply), etc.; or people who actually know me (though I would appreciate it if you said hello once in awhile).
Oh, and make sure you read this bit carefully, since I don't suffer dickheads gladly: IF YOUR PROFILE CONTAINS ONLINE DATING ADS OR GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES & THE LIKE, I WILL MARK YOU AS SPAM IMMEDIATELY & WITHOUT EXCEPTION.
'nuff said.
Annoyingly cute animated background stolen from here .
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