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About Me

I am 50 years old, very happily married to my dazzling and delightful wife and have a funny, smart and fun to be with teenage son. The main reason I created a MySpace page was so that I could collect all of my various blogs on a wide range of subjects and a wide range of posting sites in one place and accidentally delete them all from there rather than continuing on in the scattershot, helter-skelter, catch-as-catch-can method of disappearing my writing into nothingness that I have been employing up to now.I like to blog about the entertainment industry, sports, politics and just about anything. My main goal is just to try to be funny and creative. I know that I can come across as a little meanspirited sometimes but honestly that is not my intention. I am only trying to be funny and make people laugh. Think of what I write as if it were a "Roast" and not to be taken that seriously.Some of my favorite sites to post on are Vote For The Worst and Hollywood Rag. Most of my online time is spent relentlessly corresponding and aggressively negotiating with a certain Nigerian friend of mine unsuccessfully trying to hammer out a deal regarding the wire transfer of a large sum of money on which I stand to make quite a handsome profit. I am not at liberty to disclose his identity but just let me say ... he can be a "ROYAL" pain in the butt sometimes. LOL!Lastly, my wife and son read everything I write so although it may not all be exactly G-Rated material I can live with what I write.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy meeting all kinds of people and always welcome the opportunity to make new friends. In the summertime we entertain A LOT and have pool parties and cookouts almost e very weekend. I am something of an expert at Marco Polo. That is not being cocky, just confident. The person whom I have never met but would most like to be stranded on a desert island with? The short list? David Sedaris or Moe Szyslak. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I would also LOVE to meet anybody who has purchased one of the T-shirts that I created on Zazzle. If you have already bought one please send me your picture wearing it. If you have not bought one already please take a look at them and buy your top seven or eight favorite ones!!! They are great for Back-To-School wear and perfect as Stocking Stuffers!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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My Blog

My Aunt Edna's Thanksgiving Cole Slaw

My Aunt Edna's Thanksgiving Cole Slaw My Aunt Edna's Thanksgiving Cole Slaw Recipe By : Edna Hazeltine Brown KochkaServing Size : 15 Preparation Time :0:30Categories : Side Dishes ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:21:00 GMT

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

LKF (Little Known Fact) - Justice Ginsburg's first name used to be Master before she changed it to the more politically expedient "Ruth."
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:09:00 GMT

I see you squirrelly squirrel.

This is a true story....Whenever I see a squirrel I say "I see you squirelly squirrel" in an affected mean country cracker drawl like the redneck Sheriff Curtis Smoote said "I see you girly girl" in "...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:05:00 GMT

I wrote two new books.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I just wrote a new book called "Chicken Soup for the Enema." I wrote another new book called "Crash Testing for Dummies."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:54:00 GMT

Popcorn Eating Style Essay

My friend (pictured to the right) posted this picture on her flickr page and her friend (pictured to the left) made a comment about her own popcorn eating style to which I responded.swashcam: i like...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:52:00 GMT

American Idol Season Eight Hollywood Week

What an asswipe of a show. The judges select less than 200 people out of thousands and thousands and thousands of auditioners to go to Hollywood and then F-List "talent" and used Kleenex Paula Abdul d...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:26:00 GMT

American Idol Season 8: A first impression.

When crazy, insane, preposterously lucky - I mean completely undeservedly touched by the hand of God and blessed with unfathomable and unearned good fortune - multi-millionaire but dumber than mud - R...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:57:00 GMT

The Snuggie" - Is it safe?

The Snuggie" reminds me of the garb worn by Heaven's Gate members the the self castrating cult led by Marshall Applewhite when they committed mass suicide. http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/apg_heavens...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:38:00 GMT

Lets Do the Time AARP Again! (Repost)

Just decided to repost this since I will be turning 50 on November 20th. I originally posted it in August of 2007. -- BC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wel...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:01:00 GMT

OldSchoolPatriotFan is on the ESPN Front Page again.

Link http://espn.go.com/ Here is the blog. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will Roger Goodell waive the five year NFL Football Hall of Fame mandatory waiting period for Rodney Harrison if...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:48:00 GMT