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Big Boy

EAT ME!

About Me


I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!One day a chubby youngster walked into Bob Wian’s (my dad's) now flourishing restaurant. “He was about six,” Bob recalled, “and rolls of fat protruded where his shirt and pants were designed to meet. He was so fucking amused by the youngster -- "jolly, healthy looking and obviously a lover of good things to eat," he called me Big Boy after that little fat ass. I hope he has nightmares about cholesterol oozing out of his pores. What a way to name me, huh?

My Interests

Being fat, wearing checkerd clothing, smoking ice & snortin' rails!! (helps me keep my thin figure)

I'd like to meet:

That fat ass little punk that came into my dad's store that I so coincidentally got named after. Hamburgler, Playboy Bunny, Crash Bandicoot, Stewie & The Monopoly Guy.

Music:

Wu-Tang Clan.Frank Sinatra, Mr. Bungle & Marilyn Manson.

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Deliverance, Horny Buffoon, Natural Born Boobs 2, Titanic, Doom & Full Metal Jacket.

Television:

Entourage,Weeds,Celebrity Fitness Club, Happy Days, That 70's Show, Golden Girls, OZ, Angel & American Idol.

Books:

All the Harry Potters, T.O., and every single book made by J.R. Tolkein.

Heroes:

Not that fat kid that came into the store. Why couldn't it have been a raptor?fuck yeah nigga