Fried Food, Pick Up Trucks, Beer, Jack Daniels, Beer and Jack Daniels Shooters, Drunk Sex, Kids, Camel Cigarettes, Harleys, NASCAR, Monster Trucks, Designing clothes with the Bedazzler
Trailerpark Honeys; Tatooed Cowgirls; Roller Derby Beauty Queens; Chainsmoking Hairstylists; Fetching Fry Cooks; Aposiopetic Performance Artists; La Quinta Room Service Maids; Substance Abusing Truckstop Cindys; Seductive Soccer Moms; Runaways (You Must Be Over 21 To Enter the Miss White Trash USA Pageant!); Hellacious Homewreckers; Wayward Mechanical-Bull Riders; Abundantly Able Administrative Assistants; Non-Conformist Nannies; Jaded Jezabels; Fluffy Biker Chicks; Circus, Carnival, Fun Center and Fair Help; Wreckless Revolutionaries; Honky Tonk Sweethearts; Dangerous Dames And Their Dangerous Games; Bad News Bears; Hot And Bothered Executive Bitches; Sultry Headbangers; Candy Stripers; Open-Minded Goth Girls; Randy Reed College Recidivists; Dodgeball Babes; Jackbooted Leatherettes; Madonna Wannabees; Beauty School Dropouts; Acerbically Aloof Actresses; Bewitching Boxers; Becoming Blackjack Dealers; Stunningly Sexy Secretaries; Diabolically Didactic Divorcees; Tattooed Love Kittens; Nascar Nellies; Ravishing Real Estate Agents; Frustrated Football Widows; Anyone Named Britney; Last Year's Models; Wanton Domestic Engineers; Snow Bunnies; Kickball Kuties; Zoo Bombers; Saucy Barflies; Eclectic Ecdysiasts; Inveterate Troublemakers; Mean-Assed Chain Rattlers; Ambivalent Mormon Wives; Pert Walmart Associates; Alluring Chicken Processing Plant Workers; Tawdry School Teachers, Ebullient Belly Dancers; Hula Hoop Specialists (you know who you are!); Highly-Pierced Knitting Circle Princesses; Adventurous Baristas; Skateboard Sirens; Cherubic Cheerleaders; Farmgirls; Naked Bike Riders; Convincing Cross-Dressers; Approbatory Anarchists; Vespa Vamps; Displaced Pirate Wenches; Whacky Wiccan; Twisted Bowlers;
Country & Western, Molly Hatchett, The Outlaws, Allman Brothers, Guns n Roses, Def Leppard, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ted Nugent, Waylon Jennings, Buck Owens, Marshall Tucker Band, 38 Special, Black Oak Arkansas, George Jones, Britney Spears, James Brown, ZZ Top, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Journey, Stryper, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Foghat, Kiss, Poison, Twisted Sister, Rascal Flatts, Styx, Cinderella, Toby Keith, Jesus Presley, Yngwie Malmsteen, AC/DC,Anthrax, Warrant, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, White Zombie, Bon Jovi, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Kid Rock, Tiffany,
Poor White Trash, Dukes Of Hazzard, Grapes Of Wrath, Smokey And The Bandit, Deliverance, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Streetcar Named Desire, Common Law Wife, Jenny: Wife-Child, Satan In High Heels, Fight Club, Passion In Hot Hollows, God's Little Acre, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, A Good Time With a Bad Girl, Sin In The Suburbs, Take Me Naked, Love Story, Bad Santa, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Finding Nemo, School of Rock, Repulsion, Dusk 'Til Dawn, Troy, Pulp Fiction, Kung Fu Hustle, Best Of Backyard Wrestling Vol. III,
Got broke after throwing a tall boy at the damn thing. Think the foil fell of that there antenny. Got all fuzzy and then just quit altogether. Before that, liked Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres on that there Nickelodion channel.. before the stolen cable got shut off.
Got one of them. Holdin' up the sofa, since the leg broke.
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