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MIKE TRASH ®

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About Me

I am an air personality on 93.7 KCLB ROCKS ! I am really just a normal dude makin my way though this wacky world and trying to stay afloat . Its everyone else thats really weird ! sometimes people dont understand my sense of humor , but like Jimmy Crack Korn says "I dont care " I AM ON A QUEST TO FIND POOTY-TANGS BELT GIVEN TO HIM BY DADDY-TANG SO I CAN WHOOP ALL ASS ! WATCH OUT !

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful women of course ! Women that aren't psycho spoiled drama queens in my local area that is. I wouldn't mind meeting some cool guy friends to hang with. I noticed that alot of people put celebrities down on their I'd like to meet thingy,I like to meet "regular" people ,celebrities tend to be pretty full of themselves especially if they are B or C list ,,i have met Charlie Sheen(scumbag) and i have thrown snowballs at Emilio Estevez (good sport) and that bitch Kennedy chick from MTV(cunt) I have served drinks to Pink FLoyd (cokeheads)and the guy who played Frank Burns from M*A*S*H (total lush) I have also served room service to Claudia Schiffer (total hottie even first thing in the morn)and David Copperfield (total asswipe !!) but the worst of them all was Polly Shore ,,Polly was ok but was his idiot mom Mitzi Shore(there are not enough negative words) who got me fired from my head valet position at the merv griffin hotel by complaining that i was rude . I have also met Gwen Steffani (nice)on several occasions ,she is actually very shy . Debra Wilson from MAD TV was probably the coolest celeb I have ever met even after i told her my favorite sketch was" my white mama". Im sure there are many others i have met and forgotten ,,but really regular folk are the best folk ! THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS PROBABLY THE BEST CELEBRITY I HAVE EVER MET - CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW

My Blog

LIFE IN "TOUGH TIMES"

The word of the day is "MITIGATION" to make less severe: to mitigate a punishment. I am soooo sick and tired of EVERY commercial and news report telling me how hard times are. IT AINT THAT GAT-DANG BA...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:46:00 GMT

TOYS 4 TOTS RADIO STUNT

ON DECEMBER 12TH 2006, 93.7 KCLB ROCKS HAD OUR ANNUAL TOY DRIVE TO BENEFIT THE U.S.M.C TOYS FOR TOTS PROGRAM . FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS I HAVE WANTED TO PUT A CANOE , ROWBOAT OR KAYAK INTO THIS FANCY SHOPPI...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:35:00 GMT

ANOTHER WEEKENDER IN MY "RIG"

HERES THE RIG ALL READY TO GO AFTER WORK . THIS TIME NO "WUSSY" CAMPIN AT THE CAMPGROUND WITH "QUIET TIME " RULES ! SOME BUDDIES TOOK ME UP AN 8 MILE DIRT ROAD IN THE SAN BERNARDINO MOUNTAINS NEAR ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 15:09:00 GMT

MY NEW RIG'S MAIDEN VOYAGE

DUDE ! I FINALLY GOT TO TAKE MY NEW RIG OUT CAMPING !  I WENT TO SAN CLEMENTE STATE BEACH FOR 3 DAYS AND LOVED AVERY MINUTE OF IT , THIS LIL TRAILER RIDES GREAT ON THE HIGHWAY ,  HAS SUPER C...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:25:00 GMT

NARCOLEPSY DAD

I RECENTLY GOT TO SEE MY DAD AFTER NOT SEEING HIM FOR 4 YEARS.  ME AND RYAN WERE GETTING A KICK OUT OF IT ! ITS CONTAGIOUS ! LOL (NOT REALLY) HERE'S THE BEST ONE !! FALLING ASLEEP CRSHING ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:14:00 GMT

PEEPING MIKE TRASH

I GUESS IM A PEEPING MIKE TRASH (fuck tom ) Last night , actually this morning at approximately 1:30 am I woke up hearing screams behind my house. At first i didnt think much of it but I kept hearing...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 16:13:00 GMT

I GOT ME A NEW RIG !

FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW I HAVE WANTED WHAT THEY CALL , A POP-UP TRAILER . SO I FOUND A GOOD DEAL ON A CLEAN ONE AND CANT WAIT TO CAMP. THE REALLY WHITE TRASH PART OF IT IS THAT THIS IS MY VACATION INSU...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:18:00 GMT

KEANU REEVES DENIES THE BOOTY CALLS

I forwarded all booty call applications to keanu reeves myspace and got this call yesterday .....keanu reeves call 5-08-06  so sorry ladies of myspace that wished to get it on with keanu just to ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 14:22:00 GMT

THE ICE CREAM MAN

Last night around 6:45 pm 2 different ice cream vans were casing my neighborhood looking for customers .... one was up the street playing "turkey in the straw" and one was coming up the street playing...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:15:00 GMT

ILLEGAL immigrants MAY 1ST WALKOUT

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS HAVE COLLECTIVELY DECIDED TO NOT WORK ON MONDAY TO TRY TO SHUT DOWN OUR AMERICA TO MAKE EVERYONE BELIEVE THAT AMERICA CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT THEM . THIS IS A CROCK OF TOTAL SHIT . ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:51:00 GMT