A new year |
With the new year here, I've been doing some thinking about where I'm at. In just ove 10 years I've gone from being a young Marine to wearing Old Navy. In some ways, that's a good thing. I haven't bee...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:17:00 GMT |
My computer exploded! |
Well not really, but it's not working for sure. This happened a few days ago, so I haven't been able to keep up with everyone. I apologize if I missed a birthday, didn't leave a sarcastic remark on a ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
And isnt it ironic, dontcha think? |
After president George Bush was attacked by that flying shoe (by the way is anyone looking into the whereabouts of Random Task from the first Austin Powers movie?) He had this to say about the in...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:16:00 GMT |
It was bound to happen |
With the abundance of fat people out there today, the isles of Walmart are crowded with people on scooters. Unfortunately, two of the seated heavyweights collided in the snack department. I'm thinking...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:42:00 GMT |
When the World Ends: a really long blog, and a couple of jokes |
When it is time for mankind to check out, I'm pretty sure we'll still have roaches, single celled organisms and NASCAR fans. I had a day of paid work this weekend. I worked for a marketing company tha...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:40:00 GMT |
First Corporate Gig |
Thanks to Miss Jeni Dale (if that is her real name), me and Howard got to do a corporate gig. Howard kicked it off and riffed with the audience great. The crowd was warmed up, and I did about 20 minut...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:51:00 GMT |
Pre Employment Screening |
You know when you combine the best of both worlds, you never know what you’re gonna get. I got to experience a little bit of that magic today when I stepped into a Labcorp that was located ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:29:00 GMT |
Job Fair |
Still broke as fuck. I went to a job fair yesterday to see if I could do something about that. I found a booth for Progressive Auto Insurance, and not only did they list free quotes of their...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:19:00 GMT |
Playoffs make me poop |
Playoffs make me poop with all of the potty talk. Everyone so concerned with clinching positions, seeds, and everyone is obsessed with number 1 and number 2. I think March Madness is gonna make me run...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:58:00 GMT |
I think my cell phone is a fag or something... |
I remember when email first came about. People would joke about chain letters, impersonal messages, and banks from Nigeria. Oh how I wish those days would come rushing back. I'm not sure where society...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:40:00 GMT |
