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Frau Trailer

U can take the Girl out of the Trailer, but you cant take the Trailer Out of The Girl

About Me

Pennsyltucky-born, living now in Germany. Small town girl gone BAVARIAN!I got a great sense of humor, a touch of white trash, a bit of a temper from time to time, a tad of a pervert, enjoy a good beer with a nice braten, i enjoy talking to wierdos and say what i feel in that exact moment.I Have Celtic Tattoos on my back and one Tribal-ish flame around my lower leg ,as well as TWO *Mudflap Girlies * on my ASS. I want more ink If i can ever find a GOOD celtic Artist here in Germany!**I love to laugh, love even more to laugh at other people.**I have issues, mostly with hateful clone-monkeys, Racist Skinheads , right-wing extremists, and really scary ultra-conservative christian types.I like ot harrass these people...I figure they live thier life spewing hate and harrassing other people...i'm gonna give some of it back. fun, fun stuff!I Respect People who have 'FAITH' , but i loath them when they try to push it on me...I Believe the Vatican Should shut up, and Put out, if they sold HALF of thier possesions, they could Feed all of Africa. Thier Hypocritical preaching isnt doing anything but making me angry.I am Extremly Interested in politics, but have a big problem with authority. I am known to usually route for the underdog.I am an Aquarius, which as you all know is the BEST zodiac Sign there is!I dont seem to make friends easily, but when i find someone, i keep 'em pretty long. maybe i am picky, but i am deffinatly loyal and honest.I used to like shooting guns and blowing things up, but cant do that any more in this country.....*Sigh* So i save that for when i come home around the holidays...Drinking exessivly will have to do for now..I enjoy traveling and plan to travel more..I Cant Seem to stop Going to Amsterdam...HOLLAND is the true land of the FREE!I once lived in a Trailer In a small town in Pennsylvania..until both of my parents died, Bush became President, and i fell in love with a German and Germany .....i needed to get away from it all, and i got lucky....I am currently Pondering a Future in Amsterdam... ich liebe Deutchland Uber Alles..Aber in Holland Gibts ECHTE Freiheit....I love Hefe ,Wiesse Beer, Bavaria .....Oh yeah..i have a tendency to Rant and Babble.......* Plain MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

My Interests



I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Trailer Parks, Trailer Trash, White trash, Rednecks, Guns, BEER, Traveling, Oddness, Music, Shows, Brawls,Politics, BEER, Tattoos, meaty meals, leder hosen, Amsterdam, BEER, Albino Metal Fans, Being ANTI-NEW Jersey , Infectious diseases, BEER, Mullets,Skaters, Punks, Skinheads( the non-racist kind thank you unless you like to be verbally abused), Freaks, Rockstars, BEER, Travel, Violence, PORN, BAVARIA, Franconia, breaking things, Kicking things, Hitting things with bats, Drinking things, Smoking things, Burning things and Bier!

I'd like to meet:

Bubbles Rabid Midgets with Death wishes , Skaters, Rock*Stars, Skins, Punks, Albinos, Good Drinkers, Dank Bar dwellers, Other people that are STILL fans of Bloodhound Gang, A Celtic Tattoo artist in GERMANY, Those who like to shoot Guns, People that live not to far from the Schweinfurt area....and wierdos.People who understand that alot of European chicks are snobby bitches, People that like Philly and Hate New Jersey....People that have the ability to laugh at other people and perhaps be the cause of said laughter...People that are down to earth, or way out there...no middle men please.Someone that will go with me to that dark creepy little bar...Someone who will give me a NEW Trailer, preferable a Silver Airstream from the 50's.I would love to meet someone with as strange a sense of humor as myself...I've found quite a few here on myspace ............................................................ ......... ......
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Some of my favorite bitches!
I have Tooooooo many friends....

Missy

Evil

The Bloodhound Gang

BloodPhart

Judy

Sina

Leonie, The Chick who did my ASS Tats!

Pats Tats-They give good ass tats!

Steve

I call her Boris

Cedric

Spine Punch Music

The Almighty Bob Slayer

Jan

Alex

GOLIATH- I work here sometimes!

All Larried Up !

Ms. Jackie

Rob

Jenny

Red

Andi

Alley

Mark the bagger

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Music:

first off and foremost...i love these guys..Yes, Some of you may Know me as thier Merch Girl... And i AM availible for Hire by your band..I like a little bit of everything.....i have mellowed out much since my Punky and Hardcore days...but thats still in my blood...Pop music is not MUSIC at all, it is MADE up of mind controlling slut- robots sent here to take over our children.

Examples of what i listen to......Bloodhound Gang, Bloodphart ,Bad Religion, N.E.R.D., Blood for Blood , Sneaker Pimps,Die Artze ,Decendents,Weezer, Bob Marley, The Streets,Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mucky Pup, Misfits ( the original, not the new crap),Sex Pistols, Siouxie and the Banshees,Operation Ivy, Specials, Wolfpac, Rammstein,Violent Femmes, Farin Urlaub, Beatsteaks, Beastie Boys, Janes Addiction, Johnny Cash, Wyclef, Everlast, Rob Zombie, Ramones, ACDC, Dead Milkmen,Goldie Lookin Chain...are you still paying attention?When i am all alone or cooking, i put on FUNK music and shake my ass like you wouldnt believe. I have also been known to get drunk enough to DANCE to Disco. SOMETIMES when i am feeling emotional, i wll put on Lauren Hill and sing like a real woman should from time to time...Bavarian Volk Music, makes me HAPPY at fests, Reggae is so nice When taking a Bath. CLASSIC ROCK is my PERFERED Dark Bar- Drinking Music. I am a big confused , musical mess.

Movies:

VIOLENCE; ACTION; COMEDY!

Television:

German TV SUCKS.I love Jerry Springer ,My Name Is Earl, and The Trailer Park Boys

Books:

Educational, non-fiction, political, and/or entertaining.

Heroes:

Pipi Longstocking,my Dad , FIX Hangover Strips
AND THIS Legend.....

My Blog

F*CK ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU; F*ck me Twice, shame on me

When somone does something negative to me there are several stages i go thru...That is if its somone i actually give two shits about.. If i dont give to shits about you, all bets are off should you do...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:57:00 PST

Going thru Hopfs Laundry..

My Buddy , 'Hopf' Lives just behind Goliath, the store where i work part time in Schweinfurt... Sometimes after work, I'll Hustle on over to his place, for a Beer, before i Bike Home... So Last n...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:51:00 PST

Random thoughts i had today

- I wonder if i can shave my pit stuble off without taking a shower - If i comb my hair this way and wear a hat you cant even see any grey hairs. i am a genius. an old genius. - maybe i should go back...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:02:00 PST

DEAR ANY GERMAN who thought i was holding you,personally, responsible for the Holocaust..

I Ended up drinking at my buddy Hopf's place the other night. He informed me that a close friend, in my village has been reading my blog and that she was not pleased AT ALL to my Nazi reference. NOW i...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:18:00 PST

Theres this guy i want to molest

but he doesnt know it. and it doesnt matter because we probably dont have much in common... truth is i dont want anything more than to molest him. i dont want a boyfriend, i dont need 'Love'.. i just ...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:32:00 PST

Putting my hate of R&B to BED...

Anyone that really knows me knows that my Musical Interests are ALL over the place....i may have some Dead Kennedys blasting as i drive aggressivly and end up in the Bathtub with Reggae playing that s...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:04:00 PST

Sappy, yet, happier than the last blog!

SO i am riding along the Roller Coaster that is my life...and just wanted to let you all know, out there in Myspace land, that i am flying High again! This past weekend was unexplainable..to say ...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:22:00 PST

Keeping it REAL, means being alone.

NOBODY can be happy all the time, NOBODY can be peaceful all the time. SOMETIMES people have stress.....they have bullshit in thier life, and sometimes those people, need to vent it out. I apparantly...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:54:00 PST

Trailer Park Boys Movie - Behind The Scenes

I just got notice this week that MY copy of this film is finally on its way to me.I'm so friggin excited, i just pee'ed myself a little.Seriously, i have spent many a day just watching the TV Series i...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:53:00 PST

A little Video about the Party bus in Berlin

CLUB HELL 666 - My cuzzin Jareds Party bus in Berlin, was featured recently on 'ModeTV' .. The video just happens to show several shots of awesome me playing DJ ! SO... View it here !...
Posted by Frau Trailer on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:50:00 PST