It will probably hog up less bandwidth to list who I hate than who I like: Clay Aiken, Mariah, Alanis (or as we lovingly refer to her in the stables, "Trigger"), Clay Aiken, Celine Dion, Jessica Simpson and her homely sister, that Lewinskiesque troll Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken.
Deliverance, Evil Dead I through III, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Repo Man, Wild at Heart, Caddyshack, High Plains Drifter, Strange Brew, The old Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Dawn of the Dead before they remade them and fucked everything up.
Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Sopranos, Dukes of Hazzard, Wiseguy, Bewitched (but only with Dick York, not that faggy Dick Sargent), just about anything they show on the Hitlery Channel.
Bukowski, Alan Moore, Stephen Hawkings, Nietzsche, that guy that always refers to L. Ron Hubbard as a homo...
Johnny Cash, Joey Ramone, G.G. Allin, Sorrell Brooke, Alan Hale, Jr.