Brandy

pointless faggotry
no one reads
I am a mysterious and intense person with hidden passion and sensitivity. I do not accept things at face value and am constantly looking for the underlying meaning of things. My brain is endlessly questioning everything. So much so that I lose sleep for it. I have a rather light, mischievous, and morbidly sick sense of humor. I am quite the pistol and can be blunt, abrasive, and argumentative when cornered. Some tell me I am brutally honest. I may be rough around the edges but inside I am sentimental, lovable, and a softhearted romantic.
I've been a vegetarian since I was eight years old and have an affinity with animals - an acute sensitivity and a nonverbal kind of rapport with them. Preserving wildlife , undeveloped land, and animal rights has always been an important part of my life. I believe that all of nature's beasts have much wisdom to teach us if treated with the respect and compassion they deserve. For they have mastered the art of co-existing in harmony with mother Earth, unlike us destructive humans. If I am ever fortunate enough to become wealthy, I intend to develop my own sanctuary for wayward kitties.
I'm very selective when it comes to choosing friends. I do not want to be hurt so I shelter my heart from others. It takes a long time for me to trust and open up. Once I commit myself emotionally to someone, be it friend or lover, I am intensely loyal and devoted to them and also expect the same kind of unwavering, undying loyalty in return. If I am ever betrayed by someone I care deeply for, I am capable of hating and retaliating with as much fervor as I once loved.
Nothing is done halfway. There is definitely a streak of emotional fanaticism in me. I live in my head a great deal - reading, observing, thinking, spinning ideas around - and I need mental stimulation every bit as much as I need food and drink. I am, in many ways, an eternal child. My mind is bright, alert, curious, flexible, playful, and always eager for new experiences. I always want what I can't have or is out of my reach. I crave frequent change, variety, meeting new situations and people. I live by my wits and gut instincts. I crave intense experiences and am attracted to aspects of life that are strange or unfathomable. I am rarely content with myself and my life, and I have an inner urge to be continually going farther or deeper than I ever have before.
Love will start in my mind and then will descend to my heart. I fall in love with the people who stimulate my curiosity and intelligence. I like to admire others and, at times, my fantasies cloud reality, which usually leads to self-deception.
random ass facts
I'd rather be playing video games.
I'm very outspoken, up front, and honest and usually say the first thing that comes to mind.
I'm not racist, I'm a specist. I hate everyone equally. Shit comes in all hues. I simply have a general disdain for humanity. I'm a proud cynic.
I am known to find beauty in the most obscure oddities. I am probably the most anti-social person you will ever encounter. I just don't play very well with others.
It usually takes me a good 2-3 hours to fall asleep every night because I can't seem to turn my thoughts off.
I have to eat chocolate at least twice a day to release the proper amounts of serotonin in my brain.
I forget names easily but could never forget a face.
I have really bad vision. Thanks mom and dad.
I'm a total tomboy at heart. I'd rather be camping than stuck in a stuffy dance club any night. I ride dirtbikes & quads, play paintball, white water raft, and hike the creepy backwoods of NJ . My favorite past time is exploring abandoned buildings and investigating local legends.
I can code an entire site in notepad.
I'm an ex-carnie.. I spent 2 summers during my teenage years working as a circus sideshow announcer.
I can play the drums but I really want to learn how to play the violin.
I have extremely dumb luck.
things you should consider
before contacting me
I'm not looking for a date. I appreciate the affection towards me, but I am very taken and very much in love. Any attempt at improper conduct, advances, or correspondence will be denied, made fun of, deleted, and blocked. Thanks for understanding.
I'm not just another pretty face to add to your collection of girls on myspace. Random add requests without a message to go along with it at least just to say hi will automatically be denied.
I'm well aware of the fact that I have a larger than average nose. There is no need to point that out to me. I love it just the way it is. Jimmy Durante is my great uncle and I take pride in my lineage. I've gotten countless messages from random asshats telling me I should get plastic surgery. I wish they would go butcher themselves up and stop concerning themselves with what my face looks like. I'm sorry that your views of "beauty" have been skewed by the garbage that the mass media feeds your feeble minds. Please note before messaging me that your opinion is worth less than a urinal filled with drunk's piss.
No, I do not want to "chat". More than likely you're just some horny prick trying to get into my pants. Stop pestering me and go jerk off to midget clown porn or something.
If you send me a message that resembles the atrocity below, don't hold your breath wating for my reply:
"hI bAbY uR so h0t y cAnT i aDd u?? add me bAbY plzzZZ!!!"
Sadly, even though its all written right here, I still get messages like this on a daily basis. Are you people this dim-witted all the time or are you making a special effort? If you walked up to me and started speaking Neanderthal I'd probably clobber you with that club of yours to knock whatever is loose inside your noggin back into place. Don't be an annoying little fucktard.
People with big egos irritate the hell out of me. I don't give a flying fuck how uber cool you think you are. You're still flesh and blood just like the rest of us monkeys and your shit does indeed stink.
Don't write to me asking me to photograph you and then never make an effort to get together. Serious inquiries only please!
I'm not looking for sex. I don't care if you're a kinky swinging couple and you want me to assrape you and girlfriend/wife etc. with a _(insert device here)_. I'm asexual but there was no choice on the little dropdown menu thingy for that. If you're going to tell me how bad you want to fuck my ass or send me photos of your genitals the least your pervy ass can do is put a warning about it in the subject line. This way I don't have to open it and be subjected to your fleshy bits flapping in the breeze and polluting my mind with your nonsense if I don't wish to. Please take note that messages like this do not impress me one bit. Want to turn me on? Leave me the fuck alone.
No. I will not give you my screen name, get on cam for you, or send nudes. Stop asking.
If you ask me if I'm goth or any other retardo stereotype that you want to peg me as, I will liquify your eyeballs in a blender. Just because I enjoy some things on the darker side of life does not automatically make me all doom and gloom 24/7. Stop trying to typecast me. I don't fit in anywhere and I'm quite content with that.
I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but if you're still foolish enough to send me a message with any of the retardation mentioned above, don't be sore at me if I publicly humilate you. If you behave yourself and treat me with respect, you'll find I'm quite cordial. That is all. :)
P.S. If you steal my photos and use them to represent yourself, claim that you created them, or otherwise bastardize any of my intellectual property in any way, I will vigorously tear the rim off your shitter and then sue you for violating copyright laws. Thank you and have a nice day. =^.^=

"When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money."
-D.E. Crowfeather of the Cherokee nation