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kelsey pie

red light, panic, terror, error!

About Me


cuz bitch i'm the bomb like

tick.

tick.

passion.
once in awhile,
right in the middle of an ordinary life,
love gives us a fairy tale..


beauty.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
and it may be necessary from time to time
to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.


nightmares.
give them pleasure;
the same pleasure they have
when they wake up from a nightmare


romance.
they spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.

My Interests



Some people never have anything except ideals.
things i love:
tragic love stories, sexy guys, glam, british comedy, bombshell bodies, horror movies, monsoon season in arizona, musicals, romantic comedies, slapping people around, frederick krueger, casting movies, haikus, sugar daddies, jrock, scottish accents, zombies, vampires, raccoons, southern gentlemen, childhood memories, old SNICK, pauly shore, asian boys, giving love, taking love, making love, revenge, compassion, trust, dignity, courage, catholocism, mythology, scary ass mermaids, fallen angels, creepy old films, bling bling, disneyland, astronomy, karaoke.

I'd like to meet:



•the chuck to my blair.
• omg hot asians.
•f'in hot Manhattan elite.
• hot gingers.
• hot 19 year old boys.
• astronomy nerds.
• my heroes.
• people who will take my abuse.
• people i can trust.
• someone who will buy me things.
• someone who can teach me something.
• people who will make movies with me.
• the whole viva la bam crew.
• someone that will make me feel beautiful.
• people who don't get offended.
• people who like to be offended.
• people who like offensive things.
• karaoke lovers.

• super hot, stylish, hilarious, and wealthy british men
who backcomb their hair
aka noel fielding.

Music:


SILENCE IS GOLDEN, however:
BLOODHOUND GANG, taylor swift, meat loaf, sean lennon, rob zombie, dixie chicks, abba, trina, lil kim, marilyn manson, bjork, 2gether, the old old beatles, j-rock.
and

prince, the sexiest motherfucker alive.

to whomever it may concern
you must come to your senses
there are no KINGS on this earth
only PRINCES
go ahead and challenge me to a prince-off. i'll win.
anyway, my category of music is apparently called "singles and soundtracks." anything fun!

Movies:


my sassy girl (korean version), high school musical, high school musical 2, haggard, phantom of the opera, velvet goldmine, wayne's world, freddy vs jason, harold and kumar go to white castle, borat!, grease, dirty dancing, BASEketball, the hot chick, bad santa, clueless, night of the living dead, the nightmare on elm street series, orgazmo, purple rain, the boy who could fly, encino man, dead man on campus, newsies, a hard day's night, mean girls, dirty love, the devil's rejects, drop dead fred, the fly, dagon, gia, just like heaven, 13 going on 30, the sweetest thing, the little mermaid, empire records, revenge of the nerds, pete's dragon, life with mikey, superbad, perfume, knocked up, all the harry potter movies (except the first one), hot rod, the doom generation, just my luck, this girl's life, dirty work

Television:


the mighty boosh.

omg gossip girl.
BOY MEETS WORLD!, two and a half men, viva la bam, absolutely fabulous, masters of horror, aqua teen hunger force, space ghost: coast 2 coast, south park, gearhard reinke's wanderlust, pam: girl on the loose.

Books:

THE BIBLE; skinny bitch, by rory freedman and kim barnouin; bad astronomy, by phil plait; a man on the moon, by andrew chaikin; liberalism is a mental disorder, by michael savage; secret vampire, by lj smith; magazines: fangoria, rue morgue, people, tabloids.

Heroes:


pamela fucking anderson.

the girl who never heard she couldn't do something.

carl sagan, dr. laura schlessinger, michael savage, breathless mahoney, john lennon, jessica rabbit, sharpay evans, jeffrey ross, jimmy pop, evil jared, matt stone, trey parker, shaye saint john, any person who defends and serves this country, the Apollo 1 crew that died in the messy rush to win the space race in 1967...

My Blog

subjective subjects.

today my mom asked me if Pineapple Express was a good movie because she read in the Arizona Daily Star newspaper that it got 4 stars from a local critic.this shit pisses me off for a couple of reason...
Posted by kelsey pie on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:11:00 PST

the definition of ignorant.

ignorance is the condition of being uninformed or uneducated, lacking knowledge or information. i am not lacking ANYTHING, people. when there's something i'm not educated on, i tend to not talk about ...
Posted by kelsey pie on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:32:00 PST

internet dating: as if!

i've been on the internet since i was 12. that was back when AOL was an accepted method of getting online (it's not anymore. don't talk to me if you use AOL). i used to play in chat rooms, message bo...
Posted by kelsey pie on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

blogs that no one reads.

i look at other peoples' blogs and try to figure out what kind of substance goes into them.i'm not really one for substance. not anymore.i've had a livejournal for 5 years now. it used to be a place ...
Posted by kelsey pie on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST