Yeah, my name is Death. I collect spirits from the dead, that's my job. My first choice was to be a wooden nymph but my step-dad didn't approve. I live with my mother and have no friends. I never even had a successful date. I mean all of my dates end up dead! I don't like to shop, well, because I have no ass.
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Death Quotes
Death: You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the ,
consequences could be dire.
Peter: Go on ...
Death: That's it. ,
[to Lois]
Death: God, what do you see in him? .
Death (takes a sip from mug and spits it out): Geeze, what did you make this hot cocoa with, crap?,
Lois (sighs): Well if you want me to make it again....
Death: No, no. I'm sorry, It's just that I assumed that you were going to make it with milk, not crap.
Peter: Hey how did you get that?
Death: It was mailed to me by your HMO.
Peter: Woah, just because my doctor was hitting on me doesn't mean you have to call him names
Lois Griffin: Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine.
Death: Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I mean, after all, he is a doctor, and I'm just --DEATH.
Death to Peter (when he tries on pants): See?!
This is why I don't like shopping! I have no butt! I'm MINUS A BUTT!! ,
