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Jesus Toast

Virgin Mary cheese sandwich don't got jack on me!!

About Me

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Since being reincarnated into a piece of toast my life has changed dramatically. I want to access mainstream media so I can spread the word of the Toast. My goal in life is to be on TRL.

My Interests

Fine dining, especially rare jams and jellies. Performing miracles, walking, I don't like moist damp places. I enjoy decorating my Zip Loc in the latest fashions.

I'd like to meet:

High profile, Hollywood types. Future colleagues and mentors. Julia, my number 1 fan! Thanks Julia!

Music:


Movies:

Duh... the Passion! Very well done.

Television:

Anything on TBN or The Food Network.

Books:

The B.I.B.L.E yes, that's the book for me.

Heroes:


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ADD HE HATES TOM! DO YOU?.

My Blog

Jesus Toast advice column blog extravaganza.

Hit me up with your lame problems and I will make sure you make all the wrong choices. Jesus Toast is real. Spread the word of the holy toast!...
Posted by Jesus Toast on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST