THE LEGEND OF PANICJUNKIE |
THE LEGEND OF PANICJUNKIEIt was a dark & stormy night and Norman had to pee.He did'nt like to go outdoors when the weather was like this,but the thunder was alot less scary than the voice of his m...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST |
WORK THE STEPS OR DIE?WTF? |
CUNNING?BAFFLING?POWERFUL?YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ALCOHOL HAS HUMAN QUALITIES?BULLSHIT!!!IT'S AN INANIMATE OBJECT,A LIQUID!IF YOU ARE SCREWING UP YOUR LIFE WITH DRUGS OR ALCOHOL,THEN DON'T LET WHAT HURTS ...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST |
I THINK I'M GOING BALD |
In a 2004 interview, Geddy Lee explained: "We were touring a lot with Kiss in those days, and they had a song called 'I think I'm goin' Blind [just goin' blind].' So we were talking the piss out of th...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST |
HELL EXPLAINED!!! |
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it w...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:39:00 PST |
MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART |
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART,WE WENT EVERYWHERE TOGETHER.SHE WAS'NT THE PRETTIEST,NOR THE BRIGHTEST,BUT SHENEVER TALKED BACK.SHE WASALWAYS THERE FOR ME.TOWARDS THE END OF OUR RELATI...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST |
THE RISE OF THE DIVES |
Modern Drunkard Magazine ( http://www.drunkard.com )The Rise of the Dives by Rodger CambriaNight falls on San Francisco..s bustling North Beach district as tourists, flesh peddlers and hipsters troll ...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST |
IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD... |
What's Good about A.A.?by A. Orange I have been listing a lot of the negative characteristics of A.A.. There must be some positive qualities to A.A. for it to continue to exist. It must be givin...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST |
A Vision For You |
A Vision for You
...Two days later, a future fellow of Anonymous Alcoholism stared glassily at the strangers beside his bed. "Who are you fellows, and why this private room? I was always in a ward bef...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST |
The Truth about Bob |
How Big Boy Began
The Big Boy itself began with Bob Wian in Glendale, California. Bob sold his car for $350.00 and opened a small restaurant called Bobs Pantry. He set into operation a policy tha...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:25:00 PST |
Dear Abby |
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR A LONG AND PEACEFUL LIFE
1. Thou shalt not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activity.
2. Thou sh...
Posted by PANICJUNKIE on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:25:00 PST |
