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Unclebeeer

I did nothing this weekend...and it was everything I thought it would be...

About Me



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My Interests

I'm a native "Saint Petersburg-an"...Boats, Sunshine, Beaches & Bars...My Daughters, Live Music, Hurricane Parties, Outdoor Festivals, Shell Key, Ebonics, TROPICAL HEATWAVE, Jamaica, Poker, Darts, The Bamboo Beer Garden, Live Music, Tubing, Key West, Ft Desoto, My Hometown in general (It doesn't suck here), Live Music, Road Trips, Windsurfing, Going to learn Kite Surfing very soon. I've never seen snow, so it's about damn time I hit some mountains and try my hand at skiing, snowboarding, and perhaps a drunken stupor in a mountaintop lodge, fireside....

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Bo Derek, Cindy Crawford, Christy Brinkley, Shirley Q Liquor, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mike Judge, Socretes, Ray Nagin (what were you thinking, dude?), Jello Biafra, Sid Vicious, Fat Mike, Cornholio, Marilyn Manson, Eric Cartman, Larry David, Steve Martin, George Carlin & the dude that came up with the Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" commercials.NOTE: The Mr. Bill Hurricane PSA was filmed....in 2004, over a year before Katrina...BLUES FEST 2006A day at the sand bar

Music:

THE BLACK CROWES!!! , Courtney Love, Elvis Presley, Dread Zeppelin, Eurithmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart, Stewart Copeland, Sting, Beatles, Chris Cornell, Elvis Presley, The Cramps, Frank Black, The Pleasure Barons, Love & Rockets, Mojo Nixon, Thompson Twins, Violent Femmes, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Weezer, KC and the Sunshine Band, Neil Young, Meat Puppets, Madness, The Who, Skid Row, Skid Roper, New York Dolls, Sublime, 311, Country Dick Montana, Dave Alvin, NOFX, AC/DC , Van Halen (not Van Hagar), Janis Joplin, Aretha Franklin, Candlebox, A Tribe Called Quest, Stone Temple Pilots, Billy Joel, Dead Milkmen, James Taylor, Poison, Southern Culture on the Skids, Red Elvises, Dead Kennedys, Steele Pulse, The Cure, Sugarcubes, 10,000 Maniacs, Men at Work, Butthole Surfers, R.E.M., INXS, Shinedown, Michelle Shocked, Reel Big Fish, Blind Melon, Less than Jake, Circle Jerks, Pennywise, Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fat Boy Slim, Duran Duran, DEVO!, Wheatus, Bon Jovi, Journey, Guns 'N Roses, Slaughter, Blues Brothers, Cinderella, Slayer, Winger, White Lion, The Clash, Big Audio Dynamite, Enigma, Robert Cray, Aerosmith, Frank Sinatra, Concrete Blonde, The Rolling Stones, The Replacements, Collective Soul, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Days of the New, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Bad Brains, Yellowman, UB40, Bob, Burning Spear, Johnny Lang, Hole, Slim Pickins, BB King, Aretha Franklin, Pink Floyd, John Hiatt, Thee Headcoats, Pink Lincolns, Stranger, Damn the Torpedoes, The Wankers, Deloris Telescope, Parade in Paris, Red Tape, Jam-iya (props to Zebbie & Trent), Ramona Hates Pink, Tom Petty, Allman Bros, Fleetwood Mac, Jimmy Buffett, Molly Hatchet, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Outlaws, Aerosmith, Zamphir (magic pan flute baby), Pretenders, Radiohead, Go-Go's, Jello Biafra, Mad Season, The Pixies, ICP, Jane's Addiction, HIM, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Flogging Molly, The Pogues, Sex Pistols, etc etc Note to reader: the following pic is the album art for "Frankenchrist", released in 1985. Is it just me or does the woman below in the front row left side look like Elaine from Seinfeld?

Movies:

Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, Fast Times @ Ridgemont High, Friday!, Breakfast Club, One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest, The Shining, Slingblade, Dogma, Sideways, Dr. Strangelove, American Beauty, Snatch, Fear and Desire, Team America-World Police!, Barry Lyndon, Full Metal Jacket, The People vs. Larry Flint, An Inconvenient Truth, Farenheit 911, URGH! A Music War!, Roger & Me, Animal House, Airplane!, Apocolypse Now!, Sixteen Candles, Natural Born Killers, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Leaving Las Vegas, The World According to Garp, Dead Poets Society, Office Space, Wal-Mart-The High Cost of Low Price, Reckless, "10", National Lampoon's Vacation, Beavis & Butthead Do America, South Park - Bigger, Longer, Uncut, Jackass - The Movie, Haggard (CKY 1-4), Bumfights 1-3...and pretty much any pre-1970 movie worth watching...

Television:


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Get this video and more at MySpace.comSouth Park, Reno 911, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mind of Mencia, Drawn Together, Keith Oberman's Countdown, Discovery HD Theatre, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Beavis & Butthead (RIP), Jackass (RIP), Viva la Bam, Wild Boys (RIP), TV Nation (RIP), Seinfeld (RIP), Mister Robinson's 'hood , Saturday Night Live....Letterman Budweiser - Wassup 01

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Books:

Carl Hiasson...to be honest, most books I read take more than mentioning their titles here (don't judge a book by its cover syndrome)

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350" ..History books might say otherwise, but one of the primary reasons the Pilgrims on the Mayflower ended their trip at Plymouth Rock was because they ran out of beer. ..Bet you can't guess where this is.... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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My Blog

My Hood...Priceless

How many neighborhoods do you know like this? You're moving in Sunday morning, and a cavalcade of neighbors pulling a "Lil Red Wagon" full of Mimosa's and Champaigne Spritzers, flying a large martini ...
Posted by Unclebeeer on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:42:00 PST

Music rocks

Music This is a Fosters-induced blog about what music has meant to me throughout my life. Just a TINY snippet of songs brings back SO many memories.... Age 11 - Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Hol...
Posted by Unclebeeer on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups ofcoffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and h...
Posted by Unclebeeer on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

The 40 Year Old (Snow) Virgin

Ok so I'm about to turn fucking fourty years old, and I've never seen snow. Oh sure, I've seen some in muddy piles on the side of the interstate going through Flagstaff, Arizona @ 80mph and I saw it ...
Posted by Unclebeeer on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:02:00 PST

50 DAMN GOOD reasons not to get married

1. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Rodney Dangerfield. 2. "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Wil...
Posted by Unclebeeer on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

Why Dave Matthews can lick my butt and suck on my balls

Hmmmm....Where do we begin?   Well, for starters, he is every-freakin place that I go!! Cars next to me at the red light blare his bile through subwoofers that sound like sneakers in the dryer. T...
Posted by Unclebeeer on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:56:00 PST

Inspiration...

Nevermind, I'm not really inspired right now, I'm content with the view.....       ...
Posted by Unclebeeer on Mon, 15 May 2006 04:46:00 PST