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About Me

I am the real godzilla.

My Interests

Shooting atomic breath, throwing rocks, swimming, destroying cities, saving the day, screaming

I'd like to meet:

Fly bitches with dental floss thongs

Music:

blue oyster cult

Movies:

destroy all monsters

Television:

YO! MTV Raps... word

Books:

the official unauthorized autobiography of godzilla

Heroes:

Deltron 3030, The Mighty Tiny, Sephiroth, blue oyster cult

My Blog

Jim Norton at the Addison Improv

I'm going to step out of the rubber suit for this one... so now I'm the forever lovely, Will. So I just got back from a night of drinking, drugs, and then attending a Jim Norton show at the Addison I...
Posted by Godzilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fever... in the morning fever all through the night

Today I destroyed Toronto. I hate Canada. I tried out for the Maple Leafs once... they cut me. Everything went as planned and the Canadian army was a joke. Tommorow I'm thinking either Houston or ...
Posted by Godzilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST