Hi, my names Chewie. You all have probobly seen me in Star Wars howling illogical moans to my buddy Han Solo. Right now i'm using this translator droid called FUD2 to translate my "ARrrRrrRR DuRRRz" into complete sentences. Pretty amazing eh? Most people think Star Wars is a fiction movie. But it's not. It's based on a true story, it's pretty much a documentary on how Anakin Skywalker gets into Queen Amidalas pants and how Luke pops right out of her womb. ARRRrrrRerRrR DuRRRrRr. HOLY COW, this translator droid is pretty shady. Not all of my words are translating correctly so please excuse my seducing howls. I've always wanted to be a Jedi but i'm not. Everyone thinks i'm a tag along but in reality i'm not. I've saved so many asses it's not even funny. ArRRR DuRrRRrRr. I'll fight anyone who's on the dark side except for darth Darth Sidious. He's one crazy mutha fucka. He could kill anyone just by looking at them. And you thought I was ugly but he's probobly a lot more ugly then me, but then again i've never looked at him or else I wouldn't be sitting here speaking to you using this translator droid. Well me and Han Solo pimp it in the Millennium Falcon. We used to pick up hot chicks and get them drunk and take advantage of them until Luke became a Jedi and ruined the damn fun. One day we picked up whoopie golberg, that bitch was fugly, so we sold her into slavery. Sometimes Han can piss me off, like when this one time we picked up 4 refugee hookers off the moon of Endore and he took the 3 skinny ones and left me with the fat ogre one. Boy she was heavy, I couldn't even pick her up. I don't even know my parents. I guess someone found me in a trash can on the planet of asdiudo and trained me to become a cage fighter. That's what I did my whole life growing up was cage fighting for random Travelers who stopped in our town. I made bank and ended up getting on that show VH1's Behind the Music. I don't even know why, I have no idea how to play music. ARRRRrrR DuRRrrR. I used to be in a band called Bane and I used to do some of their howling in the background until they kicked me out for starting a big fight with some crew from NJ. Right now i'm livin' in the Millenium Falcon traveling to random moons and planets trying to find the best deals on X-Ray glasses so I could see through hot chicks clothing. Well I've gotta go, Han wants to check his myspace.
drunk chewie
