Yeti The Snowman - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I spend most of my time in the snow so I am very skilled at making snowmen. You might even call me a "professional". I've mastered pretty much any sport involving snow, but I don't need skis or boards since my feet are massive enough to serve the purpose. I mean, I'm 8'11" for crying out loud---trust me, EVERYTHING is proportioned. I'm pretty much hairy everywhere. I find that's generally what's expected after you exceed 80years old in my line of ancestors. I have hair from the tip of head down the knuckles on my feet. I try hard to keep the butt hair under control since I do have to be seen in public from time to time, so I like to try out new styles---braids, corn rows, and even the ever-so-popular dreads. I've considered shaving it, but that may make sitting down unpleasant since it is my only shield from the cold.

My Interests

Well, I live in a mountain covered with snow...what the heck do you think I'd like to do?? Stroll down a beach and roll around in the sand??? Come on people, give me a freakin break!! I build snowmen, go for sleigh rides (just apply light layer of Crisco to butt hair and watch me take off!!), ski and skate on the occassional frozen lake. I find that my toe nails tend to break the ice from time to time so that's not regular sport of mine. I generally only do it when I know I'm up for my weekly bathing.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet other men and women beast. If you have a special talent related to any of the information I've listed above, that would be especially pleasing. I'd really like to meet a good hair dresser. Perhaps one that's not afraid to go where no hair dresser has ventured before if you know what I mean! All this hair has to be maintained on a daily basis so to have a hairdresser at my fingertips at all times would be well worth it. Feel free to submit resumes accordingly via comments section.

Music:

Generally, I don't get to listen to alot of music. Every so often I'll find an ipod that some dumb jackass has dropped while skiing the off-limits area (the park rangers and I have arrangements...don't you worry about it), though I find the batteries don't last long and once again, I'm songless.

Movies:

Let's go over this once more....no radios, no tv's, no freakin electricity. What movie is a freakin Yeti going to watch?!

Television:

I live in a fu*king cave- what do you think?!

Books:

Books just don't last long in the snow.

Heroes:

Chewbacca from Star WarsHarry from Harry and the Hendersons