ObsceniTease

Welcome to the Reflection of a Massive Movement where ObsceniTease is Redefining the Edge.
Sure, we're here to stir shit up a bit as we laugh all along the way at the masses that get their panties all wadded up over the craziest fucking shit.
Like this Jesus dude... you know the Jewish Zombie God that was supposed to fly back to earth from planet heaven like... a long fucking time ago. The Christians say that there's a building project going on up there must be some scheduling issues with his angelic subcontractors.
Oh well, while we wait to enter into our very hot and cozy abode while... we figure that we'll have a good time and start a new brand that loves to provoke thought and challenge mainstream norms with the most wickedly witted humor in the market today... especially in regards to all those religious wacko's.
And hey... relax... I used to be one of those ignorant sheep so I know what I'm fucking talking about. Plus... this gives me the right to say whatever the fuck I want about my 'brothers and sisters'. Remember that I already accepted the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and served him as an evangelist and worship leader for years... until I fucking grew up and stopped believing in fairy tales.
Some of 'the chosen one's' actually still think I'm going to heaven still because of all those years of service and love for Jesus... even though I've told Jesus to suck the cock he created before I kicked him out of my fucking life. I haven't regretted any piece of my evolution, but I refuse to live my life in the land of make-believe anymore.
So... keep watching, because we've got some shit on the horizon that is going to either make you laugh your ass off or piss you off beyond belief. So KEEP WATCHING!!!!