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St. Crazywolf Johnson

Curator of the Haunted Collection

About Me


*WARNING* the following does not conform to normal reality nor is it governed by the thought police and may cause shock, disbelief, discomfort, nausea, attraction, and/or Demonic Dread.
Let me start out by saying that I have a general distaste for politics but if I were to run for office my motto would be,"Unity through rugged individualism." The best way to describe my present persona would be by taking Jim Morrison+Vincent Price and reincarnating them in the cloned body of Clint Eastood. Back in the day when I was a pup I was more like Donnie Darko crossed with Christian Slater from Heathers.
A wise man was once asked,"Do you believe in God?" and the man replied,"It depends if you believe I do not but if you do not believe I do."
"The only true constant in the universe is change."
"Through Chaos comes Order."
"The shaman swims in the deep waters of the unconscious in which the schizophrenic drowns."
"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright."
"No Good without Evil. No Love without Hate. No Innocence without Lust. I am Darkness."
Here is an excerpt from my book of poetry:
If you listen carefully to the wind you can hear the Spectre of Halloween riding the black steed of Autumn drawing closer with every moon.
Ancient Spirits share their timely demise
As they try to reveal secrets hidden by our own ignorant eyes.
Day by day, Night by night.
Searching for a place to stay until dawns twilight.
Twin Peaks - Cooper enters the Red Room

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My Interests



Born an artist and hopeless romantic my interests include:
Creating art in many different mediums, Bartending, DJing my own personal songs and mixes, playing poker, Boxing, Horror(Monsters, Movies, Books, Comics), Writing Poetry, Low Brow Art, Tending the Haunted Collection, Practicing the Occult, Mastering Tantra, Personifying Ancient Archtypes, Summoning Gods from the Golden Pantheon,

Ghost Hunting, Exploring Haunted Houses, Speaking with the Dead, Experiencing Gnosis, Absorbing Orgon Energy, Mind Expansion, Lucid Dreaming, Surfing the collective unconscious, Bringing the subconscious into waking life, Deprogramming media thought patterns, Attending the Invisibles college in the theatre of the mind, Contemplating Paradoxes, Pleasures of the Flesh, Becoming Egoless, Leading my own Wolf Pack, Lycanthropic Transformations, Carnivorous and Erotic lunar activities, Turning man's Junk and/or garbage into gold, & much much more.

I'd like to meet:

Fellow Children of the Night and Descendents from the Tribes of the Moon.

Heed my words. I call upon the Great Ancestors of Cellular Memory to focus the Collective Unconscious and open a doorway between worlds. At the stroke of midnight, bring forth an Ancient Archetype of our choosing.

Who shall we summon? Poe, Lovecraft, Dali, Crowley, Spare?

Dream the dream of symbols. You will be visited by an Avatar relative to your own destiny.

So mote it be.

*ATTENTION*

IF THE COMMENT BOX IS INVISIBLE, PUT CURSOR INSIDE THE TOP OF BOX AND HIT THE INVISIBLE VIEW ALL/ADD COMMENT BUTTONS. WHEN WILL THE MYSPACE GODS FIX THIS PROBLEM?

Music:



Kid Loco, Primal Scream, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Bauhaus, Angelo Badalamenti, Lords of Acid, Dimitri from Paris, Boards of Canada, Broken Social Scene, Daft Punk, Radio Head, DJ Shadow, Beastie Boys, DJ Kicks, Respect is Burning, Bjork, Morphine, The Doors, Velvet Underground, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Old Lounge records, Anything off of the old school Wax Trax label, Skinny Puppy, Psychic T.V., Coil, Electric Hellfire Club, &+

Movies:



Old classic B&W Monster movies, Hammer Horror Productions, Fire walk with me, Eraserhead, Mulholland Drive, Campy B-movie Horror, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Company of Wolves, The Howling, American Werewolf in London, The Shining, Something Weird Video line, From Beyond, The Hunger, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive, Cemetery Man, Donnie Darko, Heathers, In the Mouth of Madness, Zardoz, Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut, Snatch, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Mad Monster Party, The Exorcist Uncut, Devilman, Lupin the III, Green Snake, Sex and Zen, Zu, 'Every Which Way But Loose, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Django, El Topo, Holy Mountain, The Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome, Black Orpheus, Old Euro horror flicks, Fire and Ice, Heavy Metal, Rock and Rule, Nightbreed, VIDEODROME, &+

Television:



Twin Peaks, Carnivale, Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, Tales from the Darkside, Monsters, Tales from the Crypt, Devilman Lady, Demonic Beast Front, Exploitica, Sugar Rush, Disinformation, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Amazing Stories, Outer Limits, The Hitchhiker, Cowboy Bebop, Svenghoulie, The Munsters, The Adams Family, All Halloween Specials, &+

Books:



The Book of the Subgenius, The Power of Myth, A Hero with a Thousand Faces, Art and Symbols of the Occult, Liber Null & Psychonaut, Secret Teachings of all Ages, Rapid Eye, Man and his Symbols, The Beast Within, Cabal, Books of Blood, The Illustrated Man, Dracula, The Secrets of Western Tantra, The Cosmic Trigger, The Illuminati Papers, Food of the Gods, Doors of Perception, Nightmares and Ecstacy, Cycle of the Werewolf, The Invisibles, The Filth, Promethea, &+

My Blog

VAULT OF MY CREATIONS

Showcased here is a selection of my art and poetry. Most of the art on my page is handmade or has been tweaked in some way. YOU ARE INVITED TO JOIN! HOLY ORDER OF THE INVISIBLE DOBBS HEAD: If you are...
Posted by Crazywolf Johnson on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:13:00 PST

INITIATION BY VIDEODROME:

Welcome, I am glad you have made it this far. Let us begin, shall we? Here is a natural hallucination to put you in a altered state of reality: *WARNING* Do not view this video if you ar...
Posted by Crazywolf Johnson on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

Dreams of the Unexpected

People have been asking me what is my most haunting experience.  I have been involved in random acts of Telekinisis, Telepathy, Spirit Orbs, Gremlins, Poltergeists, Becoming a Medium for the Coll...
Posted by Crazywolf Johnson on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST

Fall from Grace

Many of you have been wondering what happened on my desert journey.  I was reluctant to reveal what transpired until what happened as a result.  This is a cautionary tale for all who travel ...
Posted by Crazywolf Johnson on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:49:00 PST

Media from the 5th Dimension

Showcased here are eclectic secrets that should be investigated by all.  I am currently taking on commissioned work.  Look under my blog 'A Grand Summoning' for more details  Check...
Posted by Crazywolf Johnson on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:07:00 PST

The World of the SubGenius

Get acquainted with Bob Dobbs, the X-ists, and your inner Yeti: *WARNING* this site is a porthole into a Bizarre and Obscure Realm.  Some of the founding fathers include artist Robert Willi...
Posted by Crazywolf Johnson on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:05:00 PST

Enter the Black Lodge

Explore the Black Lodge and journey through David Lynch's Masterpieces. http://lynch.batbad.comGo to the core site and find THE SYCAMORES.  We will be waiting for you in the Red Room.  ...
Posted by Crazywolf Johnson on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:33:00 PST