Back to normal...or something near normal |
My dad left for California on Saturday. It soo nice not having football on the tele 24hrs a day, who knew you could steadly watch one sport none stop for days. And in the breaks between th...
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST |
I had no idea I had that kind of effect |
I found a note on my desk at work which read.....
"Shannon,
The people next to you are cold."
There was another note attached that said...
"I thinks the heater is in the basement
-Carol"
After staying...
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST |
Jesus speaks to me through random Clockwork Orange references |
I had a dream Easter night I was sitting in church watching a dress rehersal for a musical or a play. On the stage there was a chorus line of men, dancing to "Singing in the Rain". Instead...
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST |
The milk and cookies have to go somewhere. |
My daughter has informed me that Santa is naked and sitting on her potty.
So, this holiday season, if you stubble across a fat old naked man on you toilet, be not afraid. It's just Jolly Ole St....
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:32:00 PST |
The things people say |
Alot of people have resently said "He or she a good christian" when speaking of another person. It must mean something other that what I think it does.
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:34:00 PST |
I love it here, really. |
Boy, nothing says Montana like tossing a dead elk(gutted with it's chest split open of course) into to the back of your Ford F-6,000 and parking it in the Walmart parking lot.
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:19:00 PST |
My first night out at MT bars. |
I didn't get to see The Red Elvis' play at The Zebra. Though that was the main reason for leaving the confines of my house.
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:11:00 PST |
Beastly |
666 - The number of the beast667 - neighbor of the beast660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast0.666666 - Number of the Mi...
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:09:00 PST |
Today I became a BAT... |
..A certified breath alcohol tech.
I think I'll go get drunk now.
Posted by The Dinky Bird on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:15:00 PST |
