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irieluv

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About Me

i love sandwitches. i hate beer. i have had a pirate fetish for 7 years i enjoy lighting things on fire. my boyfriend is a monkey. i love collecting precious moments knick knacks, spoons from red states, arrow heads, dead bodies, nazi momorabilia, post cards from prison inmates, dan fogelber b sides, and dr. dres discarded toenail clippings.I LOVE SUSHI i usually have at least 2 kinds of lip gloss in my purse. green is my favorite color. heart shaped objects make me so excited, i pee a little i am obsessed with air fresheners.

My Interests

reading, laying in the sun, coffee, music, smiling, watching movies, eating good food, reading manga, anime, pleasuring self while tanning, walking my dog, dancing, shopping, make-up artistry, natural medicine, yelling at the tv , acting, searching for the loch ness monster, grooming unicorns, making a flying machine powered by splenda, modeling toe rings,buddhism and witchcraft. really, i use the two and make it bitchcraft.maybe someday ill try stand up comedy.muscle cars. i used to enjoy causing general mayhem and heartbreak all over the place, but lately...i love being domestic. id rather hang out at home and cook dinner for my man. hahaha....i'm now a total wannabe housewife.

I'd like to meet:

makgical ninja unicorns whol let me ride bareback into the rainbow of divine justice and slay all evildoers. hot japanime princess warriors, trancendental beings who bring light and love to all, ninjas, pirates, rockstars, hot tattoed guys, pin-up girls, wise ones, witches, comedians, cynics,sexy motherfuckers.

Music:

drum&bass, house, breaks, speed garage, p.j. harvey, tori amos, siouxsie, cure, joy division, dee lite, egyptian lover, dr. dre, nightwish, nile, motley crue circa 80s, michael jackson when he was still black, james brown, ella, billie, sarah vaughn, judy garland, deathcab, celtic music, classical,bagpipes, irish drinking songs, japanese girl pop, faith no more and william fuckin shatner!!!!

Movies:

pulp fiction, azumi, rez dogs, clerks, gia, mean girls, desperate living, clueless, the craft, the mummy, the jerk, jawbreaker, breakfast at tiffanys, the ref, american beaty, batman, spiderman, x men, splash, neverending story, revenge of the ners, maria full of grace, shjowgirls, rocky horror, boogie nights, born on the fourth of july, forrst gump, big, princess mononoke, kill bill, student bodies, jaws, election, breakfast club, sixteen candles, legends of the fall, eternal sunshine, i heart huckabees, dirty dancing, flashdance, groove, go, my owmn private idaho, pirates of the caribbean, twin peaks fire walk with me.american psycho, rules of attraction fight club, reqiem for a dream , ROCK AND RULE!!!
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Television:

sopranos, six feet under, carnivale, sex and the city, animal cops, simpsons, family guy, iron chef, 90210, o.c., roseanne, fear factor, american idol(only the auditions theyre hilarious), sex talk, howard stern, talk soup, rescue me,being bobby brown ( whitney is so on crack.) daily show, snl, conan , weeds......Anything on court tv like forensic files, discovery channel, train wreck reality tv, ...intervention on a&e always makes me feel luckier about any shitty day i have.

Books:

You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

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a tree grows in brooklyn, memoirs of cleopatra, mamoirs of a geisha, interview with the vampire, divine secrets of the ya ya sisterhood, icy sparks, daisy fae and the miracle man, secret life of bees, bastard out of south carolina, lady of the reeds, shes come undone, catcher in the rye, to kill a mockingbird, molokai, joy luck club, seven secret senses, a million little peices, sweet pickles, where the sidewalk ends, a loght in the attic, sweet valley high(when i was 10), color purple.celestine prophecy,

Heroes:

lucille ball, cleopatra, my mom, joan of arc, william wallace, ghandi, my dog,isis, wolverine, batman.

My Blog

R.I.P. SEATTLE STRIPCLUBS

So i got a new job last month and i.m totally happy....which is wierd because i didn' really realize how extremely UNHAPPY  and DEPRESSED i was until last december.  I just kinda ignored the...
Posted by irieluv on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

stupid spoiled whore

okay, so i read this article about poor rich paris hiltons 1 day in jail and how she was released fo an "uncpecified medical condition".........WHEN THE FUCK   DOES STUPIDITY WITH A RAGING C...
Posted by irieluv on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

proof of how funny i am

if your lame ass is gonna act like a pimp, i'll smack you down like a bitch. don't mess wit the bul youll get the horns.and i highly doubt anyone with rules like this GETS LAID as often as they want i...
Posted by irieluv on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:18:00 PST

fuck you, mr. bunny!

so i know it's easter and everyone was all excited to get a vistit from peter fucking cottontail. well let me tell you something. NOT ME!heres why: last year, i was uo , drunk off gin n juice and lon...
Posted by irieluv on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:03:00 PST

CARS REALLY HATE ME....VOLUME 2

 SO CARS REALLY HATE ME.REALLY on saturday, my mechanic gave me a loaner car, shich i proceeded to run over a curb with on saturday night.  popping both right tires and fucking up the rims. ...
Posted by irieluv on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:14:00 PST

CARS HATE ME...an evening with no brakes

anyone wh knows me well knows i don't drive very often even though i;ve had a car for 2 years. the problem is  its a 1964 "classic" dodge 330. its big red. fast, kinda pretty, but it sit s in my ...
Posted by irieluv on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

i gave my dog a haircut...

i gave  loki a haircut, cuz he was getting all shaggy and he looks snd feel waaay tuffer when he has short hair. i really need to learn how to ut a picture of him up here, so you all can see how ...
Posted by irieluv on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:59:00 PST

i wish i knew how to quit ewe.... bareback mountain, a review

 so jill and i  went to see brokeback mountain on tuesday at the egyptian, which is my favorite theater cuz of all the cool egyptian shit. anyways, back to the movie.  now i know all th...
Posted by irieluv on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 05:35:00 PST

old loves die hard..old lies die harder

okay, so as most of my good friends know, i was in a serious relationship for almost three years, and  it was finally put out of its misery  about 8 mos. ago. it was the only time ive ever b...
Posted by irieluv on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 07:30:00 PST

why love stinks....

 okay, maybe it doesnt, but is it okay to be bitter and jaded .. at least for awhile? i totally have faith in love, i love love, hello im a leo. i truly wear my heart on my sleeve. sometimes its ...
Posted by irieluv on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:16:00 PST