I am an Aries.
I'd rather be miserable than bored. I have an over-active sweet tooth. I play extremely cheesy songs on my guitar because it makes me HAPPY! I can fuck up a party in a quick second. If you tattoo "Leave Me Alone" on your forehead, people will talk to you. Getting out of bed is a full time job for me. I exercise but I think I look fat in booty shorts:( My totem animal is beefjerky. I love to paint pictures. Space art and random shit that ends up looking like a Journey album cover mostly. I wish I had an apartment in space. I can't talk to girls without sounding like a fucking idiot. I should have kept my wisdom teeth because now I have less teeth to chew bullshit with. I love to watch movies, but who the fuck doesn't. After I shave my face I look like a giant baby. I'm anatomically correct.(I'm sure that was your first concern.) I think 5 inches is actually 10. I like to be less than sober, but more than blacked-out. I'd lift weights if they weren't so fucking heavy. My weekend is four days long. My mom says girls won't like me because of my tattoos. I tell her no, they won't like me because I'm an asshole. Turns out we were both wrong, stupid girls. I play guitar like that inbred kid in Deliverance plays banjo. I play bass like Les Claypool with a brain tumor. Dying alone doesn't scare me. I have an ugly smile and pretty teeth. If I don't use Viagra my hard-on lasts for about 20 seconds. Then sex is like trying to shove a warm marshmallow into a quarter slot.|| SILENCE FOOLS!!! thats not funny:( Anyways, I think Tool sucks. Strippers hate me. Compromise just means I don't get what I want and that's UNACCEPTABLE!!! Xanax gives me peace of mind. I eat dinner usually at 4am. I don't want to be a tattoo artist anymore. I crave cereal after sex. I require an incredible amount of alone time. I tend to give people way too much information. I tickle my balls with my left hand when I masturbate. See! Most tattoo artist I've ever met have been total pieces of shit. Fucking whiny pretentious bitches. Except HubbaHubba of course. He's the fucking MAN! I never have an luck burning cds, but now that I have an Ipod I guess that doesn't matter. I was a fat kid growing up. I once woke up with a half eaten dough-nut wedged between my butt cheeks, I thought I was in heaven. My school counselor said that if I work real hard and get good grades, I could be a janitor at an adult movie theater when I grow up. The frequent use of vulgarity is the crutch for the inarticulate mother fucker. Stay tuned for more announcements......
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Yoda
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The Djinn (from Long Time Dead)
You despise all who disturbed you from your sleep and will not rest until they are dead
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What van Gogh painting most suits you?
Wheat Field with Crows (July 1890)
The perfect balance between the stormy sky and fertile field speaks volumes about the artist’s life, maybe even life in general.
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