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About Me


I wanted to find out "about me" so I found a mirror and looked into it. I saw a face attached to a head which was itself placed upon some shoulders. More than that I couldn't see because the mirror was only so high *points*.
Succeeding at life on accident.
I'm better than your favorite porn star and the dark fantasies you're too afraid to enact.
Scary incarnate. Purposefully blasphemous. Tactfully cruel. Caustically polite. Meaningfully fearless.
I'm sowing the seeds of doubt in your valley of blind faith and ignorance.
I'm perpetrating the catastrophic delinquency of your mind; and it feels good.
Fuck your heroes,
fuck your god,
and fuck your status quo.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp"I'm a professional bad example. You can learn a lot by watching me. Or listening to me. Either one."
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Jubal Harshaw&nbspStranger In A Strange Land; Robert A. Heinlein
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp"Never let yourself think that there is anything correct or right about me."
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D.P.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Myself in 20 years (if my liver doesn't rot by then).
Kurt Vonnegut and John L. Sullivan, but they're dead so my chances are pretty slim.
Those that are behind the curtain, so that I may help them to die.

Disclaimer:
I added you because I saw something that caught my eye, and would like to know/see more. I enjoy meeting interesting and entertaining people.
I am not for the overly sensitive; I will offend you.
I will add your band, if I like what I hear.
I actually have a life outside of Myspace. So, if I don't get back with you right away, return your comment or otherwise pander to your ego, don't get all buttsore about it. I'll get around to it eventually, so quit your whining.
If you are deeply religious, a homophobe, a member of the PETA, vegan, someone who owns a Harley, someone who voted for Bush or someone who believes that people in a cave in the middle east carried out the 9/11 & 7/7 attacks, please leave now. Deny me, take me off your friends list, send me a nasty message, whatever, just get the fuck out of my face. I have no time for your ignorance.

Click here to goto my craptastic webpage that I almost never update.

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is a Giant Blob that kidnaps Blonde Women, has Prehensile Eyes, is Radioactive, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Strength: 13 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 5

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    What a bunch of weirdos...

The DrunkPunk has way too many people that put up with him.

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My Blog

Yet another funny read

Busted peeing in the sinkHad to share it. 
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:02:00 GMT

Shit, I could be the "Master"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phx/1164655647.htmlDrun k as Balls DojoDate: 2009-05-11, 12:21AM MSTAre you a casual drunk to full blown alcoholic? Is your mouth often writing checks your fists ca...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:43:00 GMT

...and you are all still being lied to. Wake up. Part 1.

Watch it, read it, just fucking do it.  -DP Link to full movie here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLwFollowing transcript by Kat Kanning of The New Hampshire Free Press .____________________...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:20:00 GMT

...and you are all still being lied to. Wake up. Part 2.

 Jones:All young Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 will be conscripted into a paramilitary domestic security force. If Obama has his way, adults and seniors will also be forced into other forms ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:19:00 GMT

Learn.

PleaseBeWary.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:24:00 GMT

Fuck. Yea.

  
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:09:00 GMT

Fucking perfect

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Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:09:00 GMT

Why they should all be drug through the streets


Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:24:00 GMT

Actually, It's a "Win".

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Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:07:00 GMT

Sounds tasty

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Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:59:00 GMT