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Reverend X-ister

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About Me

Could I command rough rhymes and hoarse, to suit
That hole of sorrow o'er which every rock
His firm abutment rears, then might the vein
Of fancy rise full springing: but not mine
Such measures, and with faltering awe I touch
The mighty theme; for to describe the depth
Of all the universe, is no emprise
To jest with, and demands a tongue not used
To infant babbling. But let them assist
My song, the tuneful maidens, by whose aid
Amphion wall'd in Thebes; so with the truth
My speech shall best accord. Oh ill - starr'd folk,
Beyond all others wretched! who abide
In such a mansion, as scarce thought finds words
To speak of, better had ye here on earth
Been flocks, or mountain goats.
This is the day
Of the expanding man
That shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
It seems like only yesterday
I gazed through the glass
At ramblers
Wild gamblers
That's all in the past
You call me a fool
You say its a crazy scheme
This ones for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line
I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the "Crimson Tide"
Call me deacon blues
My back to the wall
A victim of laughing chance
This is for me
The essence of true romance
Sharing the things we know and love
With those of my kind
Libations
Sensations
That stagger the mind
I crawl like a viper
Through these suburban streets
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town
A world of my own
I'll make it my home sweet home
This is the night
Of the expanding the man
I take one last drag
As I approach the stand
I cried when I wrote this song
Sue me if I play too long
This brother is free
I'll be what I want to be
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My Interests


ART: I'm a Photoshop artist- there's not much that I can't get this program to do, and I currently use this program to create my art, which is (of course) heavily manipulated photographic images. Want me to create an album cover, banner, background, or album art? Drop me a line and we'll work something out! I have some images uploaded on my pics page and below. Feel free to check them out...

Digital Photograph y and Image Manipulati onGraphic Design Work

Random Drawings and Sketches

PaintingsPhoto manipulation of Steven Colbert ala "BoB"

Cool SlideshowsPHYSICS: A hobby- I like reading about the way our universe is constructed.
SCIENCE FICTION: Star Trek (all), Battlestar Galactica (old/new), 1984, Just about anything with a message...PODCASTING: My current obsession, CUT AND PASTE RADIO affords me a creative outlet in sonic form, and I can usually get out all my political frustration on my 'cast.
Computers and Digital Media in general...

I'd like to meet:


As far as famous people go, I'd like to meet: Albert Camus, Jim Morrison, Charles Bukowski, Robert Anton Wilson, William S. Burroughs, Martin Luther King Jr., Pablo Picasso, Beck, Salvador Dali, Jackson Pollock, Douglas Rushkoff, Jan Svankmajer, Kurt Vonnegut, Jack Keroauc, Lou Reed, Anais Nin, Andy Warhol, Hermann Hesse, Colin Wilson (yes, I know some of these people are dead...)

Ah yes, ladies and gents, if this doesn't prove that we SubG will save your pink asses when X-Day comes, NOTHING WILL!!!

...And this folks, is required watching for all SubG members.

Music:

Almost everything from 20's Jazz to Classical to pop to rap to mashup....

Click here to get your own player.

Movies:

The Koyaanisqatsi Trilogy, Buckaroo Bansai, Team America, The Maltese Falcon, Good Night and Good Luck, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Star Trek (all), Das Boot, Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Eraserhead, Lost highway, The Shining, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, L'age D'or, Un Chien Andalou, In The Mood For Love, My Dinner With Andre, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Mosquito Coast, Blade Runner, Ghost in the Shell, Star Wars, The Matrix, Lost In Translation, Anyone up for a Busby Berkeley movie?

Television:

I have killed my TV set in the hopes of regaining control of my brain! All my TV comes to me from the web now. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Favorite TV shows that I watch on the web are; The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Diggnation, Tiki Bar TV, Bus Pirates, Goodnight Burbank, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Boondocks, Lot's of Anime Shows, The Adult Swim Lineup....

Books:

Unbearable Lightness of Being, Art and Physics, The Fall, The Secret Life of Salvador Dali, Life with Picasso, No One Here Gets Out Alive, Media Virus!, Bluebeard (Kurt Vonnegut), Steppenwolf, The Outsider, The Essential Colin Wilson, A Scanner Darkly, The Man in the High Castle, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

Heroes:

Most of the people I mentioned above.
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I decided to put my education here since mySpace doesn't allow for all kinds of education... And besides that, the forms are too restrictive to get the whole picture. Education:
Art Institute of Pittsburgh
Graphic Design/Advertising
1994-95
Didn't Graduate- I was paying too much money and not
learning what I wanted to learn, so I quit and taught
myself how to paint.
Self taught- Basics of Photoshop and
painting (oil on canvas)
Seybold Conference in San Francisco
Advanced Photoshop classes focusing on Channels and
Advanced Photoshop for Professionals.
Aug.-Sept. 2000

My Blog

Podcast #19 - Hot off the press.

Finally finished up podcast 19. No name on this one, but hopefully it'll bring you some slack. Have a listen, and send me some feedback. I'd love to know what you like and what you don't like....
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:38:00 PST

New video excerpt-

Another video excerpt from my next podcast. ...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

Took a trip to JR's Garage

Had a chat with my good buddy in Texas a few days ago and he did it up in a podcast. Have a listen, it's some good fun!...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:55:00 PST

Cut and Paste Radio now at Podshow

Fuck PodOmatic. I posted my latest episode on Podshow.com. If that link doesn't get you there, let me know....
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:46:00 PST

Cut and Paste Radio special video presentation

Hi everyone- this special video excerpt is from a podcast I do. If you have checked out my mySpace page in depth, then you've probably seen my podcast player or even listened to my podcast. Well, I wa...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

Updated Podcast Titles for iMOD

Updated Podcast Titles (almost done) Add to My Profile | More VideosHere's the second incarnation of the titles. The vortex is updated with our pics and the final wording, but we still n...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST

OK, OK! I'll do another audio podcast!

Sheesh... Well, I finally did it. I started recording and putting together music for another audio podcast, but I can't promise anything. Things are moving fast as far as the video podcast is concerne...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

This profile no longer exists

Ever go looking thru your comments or your friends list and find the little grey pic and the words under it saying "This profile no longer exists"? Well... Have you ever sat there and wondered who the...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:02:00 PST

Ever do something stupid-

-and just feel like shit for it? I did something really stupid here recently, perhaps it was just emotion... Maybe it wasn't stupid... Rash perhaps... Selfish? Maybe it was just... I don't know... But...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

Podcast ramblings.

Well, the 'cast is coming together. It's been a longer haul than I thought to get to this point, and we had to delay a bit longer :( but all the delays have been for good reasons, and progress is be...
Posted by Reverend X-ister on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST