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About Me

I'm Father Time of the Church of the Subgenius. Check out my weekly news report for the Subgenius race at stw.podomatic.com
I'm also head of the Very Young Earth Society (V.Y.E.S.) schizm of the Church. We believe the inner teaching of "BoB"'s prophecy tell us this world was created by "BoB" himself on July 5th,1953; and that the final X-Day will be July 5th,2012. Feel free to visit www.subgenius.com to learn yourself up on the faith...

THAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!

Remember friends, tomorrow may be July 5th, 2012 and you may die!
"Praze "BoB"!

Here 10 year old Dylan draws his vision of "BoB" creating the world in 1953, apperantly with red laser eyebeams.

My Interests

Join me on Facebook.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=668605794
Preaching the words of the Slackmaster J.R. "BoB" Dobbs. Running, biking, taking long walks on the beach,

AND SPREADING THE SLACK TO ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN!!

The Subgenius This Week podcast!
...oh, and podcasting, audio manipulation, digital manipulation, reality manipulation, www.YTMND.com (profile is thefatheroftime), www.NEWGROUNDS.com (profile is fathertime), www.DEVIANTART.com , www.RUNESCAPE.com (M_O_T_A_S) , and basically hacking the ether.

I'd like to meet:

Non-normals. Non-conpiracy drones. Non-non-thinkers. Other than that, just about anyone else! Oh...and this guy...

Music:

I do a mix/mash podcast with a couple of friends at BobsCollective.podomatic.com
Metallica, Aphex Twin, David Byrne, Rob Zombie, Mr. Bungle, All SubG musicians!

Movies:

Time Bandits, Fight Club, Back To The Future, Bill and Ted's Excellant Adventure, Se7en, Lord Of The Rings, Matrix, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Being John Malkovich. Also, this masterpiece...

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Star Trek TNG, Survivor, Seinfeld, Sopranos, (Isn't it odd that all my fav shows start with a "S" ??)

Books:

The Book of the Subgenius, The God Gene, Hitchhiker's Guide anthology of books, From Death to Dust, Choke, the Bible (just for giggles), others...

Heroes:

13O13
Tyler Durden
Ivan Stang
Doctor Emmit Brown
Hypatia of Alexandria
others...

My Blog

Sub-scripture : The Anti "BoB"...

Good evening, please take a seat on your neighbor's lap.With the coming End Times quickly approaching (7:00am, July 5th, 2012) I thought it'd be nice to refresh ourselves on our Ultimate Enemy; The An...
Posted by Father Time on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:54:00 PST

Christianity tickering...

My Myspace friend Taylor bullitened some questions...I took a stab at them...my answers are in parentethis.I have questions:(questions answered)1.If your an atheist, is it alright to go to church if y...
Posted by Father Time on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

BOTS - page 42 "the Vile Prevation"

Here, on page 42 (42?), of The Book of the SubGenius we find THE SHOCKING PROOF of the reverse universe; the basis for the VERY EXISTANCE of The Very Young Earth Society. Laid out h...
Posted by Father Time on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

The humans want peace.

I've changed my profile pic to a peace candle, but NOT because I want to bring awareness to the Peace in the Middle East cause, but because I'd like to say once and for all that ALL RELIGIONS (except...
Posted by Father Time on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:53:00 PST

I hate you, Myspace. Also Jesus.

I hate you Myspace.You are slow.While every second and every minute and every hour of every day is of VITALE IMPORTANCE now that we KNOW we only have 6 years left on this sphereoid, the fact that it t...
Posted by Father Time on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:38:00 PST

Farewell everyone!

Thanks everbody for making this stay on this Conspiracy-rock called Earth a little bearable. I'm off, but I won't forget you! What a glorious time to be a SubGenius! In just 9 1/2 hours from now, the...
Posted by Father Time on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST

EEECK! A schizm!!

I have schizmed! As "BoB" states in the Book of the Subgenius, "Fuck me and fuck my religion! Go make your own religion!", I have done so!! Praze "BoB"!!! The formation of the Very Young Earth Society...
Posted by Father Time on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:15:00 PST

NEW "BoB" teachings revealed!

The TRUTH hurts, so let's make this short and painless! Prepare for an injection of Slack that "BoB" himself couldn't offer up! The Book of the Subgenius is a wholly enlightneing tome, used to impart ...
Posted by Father Time on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST

NEW REVELATIONS FROM "BoB"!!

Upon further study of The Book of The SubGenius, I have discovered inner truths and unforseen revelations that even Rev. Stang the Scribe had not gleaned from his work before now!! Behold, in the near...
Posted by Father Time on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:42:00 PST

- All props to R.S. Connett

I humbly thank R.S. Connett for creating the great work "Hi, I'm Bob", which I have used as my profile picture before, completely unauthorized. If you are looking at the picture, and you ARE IN F...
Posted by Father Time on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:14:00 PST