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Sacred Order of the Verbal Jackals

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Welcome to the official site of the Sacred Order of the Verbal Jackals, a splinter sect of the Church of the Subgenius.

I am sure you are asking yourself 'splinter sect of the Church of the Subgenius?' Well, some random online encyclopedia I found provided the definitions below:

splin·ter (splntr) n. 1. A sharp, slender piece split or broken off from a main body.

sect (skt) n. 1. A group of people forming a distinct unit within a larger group by virtue of certain refinements or distinctions of belief or practice. 2. A religious body, especially one that has separated from a larger denomination.

If you are looking for a definition of 'Church of the Subgenius,' you'll have to go here: www.Subgenius.com

What have we split from the whole over? What difference in belief could seperate us from the Mother Cult? Well, I guess you'll have to send me a friend request and ask!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in the Truth... or at least the brand we offer here.

Allow me to make this perfectly clear, since there has been some confusion. Accepting a 'Friend Request' from the Sacred Order of the Verbal Jackals DOES NOT make you a member of this Splinter Sect. The Sacred Jackal Himself has asked that our numbers not be increased (possibly because, like the other lesser branches of the Canine family tree, he cannot count past 3).

BUTT, allow me to be perfectly clear on this, too, you will not be able to view the blogs revealing some of the Secrets of the Order unless you are a friend of the Order. This allows us, here, to at least try to filter some of the Pinks out. You wouldn't give a chimp a machine gun, and we won't give our secrets to the Pinks.

My Blog

We interrupt these blogs for an Important Message...

Ok, this isn't the blog you have all been waiting a month and a half for, but these are breaking news stories... draw your own conclusions. There are two of them and both have proper linking credits. ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:16:00 GMT