"It is important to do what you don't know how to do.
It is important to see your skills as keeping you from learning what is deepest and most mysterious.
If you know how to focus, unfocus.
If your tendency is to make sense out of chaos,
start chaos."
-- Carlos Castaneda (1931)
I'd like to meet:
BOB
This Guy:
And her:
Keeper of the Gems she is... power to rock your body as she jams!
Best New Artist of the Year
I'd like to meet Bob! Honestly, If there is a god up there, I wanna see which of us down here on this rock have it right, so that we can quell all this insanity over religion once and for all and be one humanity. Instead of arguing over invisable men, lets help the needy and assure harmony to the globe. Until then, I choose to worship a piece of clipart.
Bow down, pinkies. People are idiots, I only like the ones I like and the rest of you can just fuck off, cause I ain't interested in the uninteresting. If yer with Bob, yer cool, by that I mean, sent your 30 bucks to the man.. mebbe if I've met you in person, and I think you're slightly aware of what's really happening, that's cool... otherwise, you gotta prove yourself to me, cause I'm better than you, and I can prove it in triplicate. I know more and am far more aware than your pink mind could ever conceive. MY MIND!
That's right... the very fact that I am a Reverand of the Church of the Subgenius gives me the right to say such, nay... not just the title, but... the very subgenius GENE lives within me is my cause for being superior... And as with many of the brethern Subgeneii that you see day to day, but may not notice. The ones that pick their noses and stick em under your desk without you knowing it. The ones swallowing glue and remarking on the slightly bitter taste. The "freaks" and "weirdo's" that many of you can regale a tale of.I was subgenius before it existed, and I will be long after it ceases to be... To be honest, the rare Yeti that wander this earth among you
humans, that you have no clue about, are the very ones plotting their escape from this wretched planet, and your doom! Well, not your doom, exactly... well, we'll let the X'ists explain that one..... And we don't want no part of you "NORMALS" gettin' any funny ideas about hitchin a ride off this dump with us! So pay yer 30 dollars to Bob, and be saved, or die on X-Day, July 5th 1998.
Your choice!
But be warned, Bobbie's are hunted within the organization, and if you don't feel you have what it takes to just laugh in your boss's face, and say "Fuck you, sir, if you can't take a joke." and let your job quit YOU, so you can enjoy the Bob-given slack that you were naturally born with, then we notice, and we will find you and.... well this part gets a little tricky... see there are many in the Church would like to see you burn... and then there's the smaller sect of the cult.. Ahem, Church... that say: Let's bring back SLAVERY! Cheap, and good for profit, which Bob LOVES! And being a Tithing member of the church (Check out my car, and my wardrobe, and my coffee cup to see my Bob swag), I say the less I have to work to get that money, the more BOB can have. So I'm all for enslaving the normals.. YEEEHAAW!
Stewie Griffin: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.Inside the heart of every man is larceny. If you heard that, that meant yo' ass.
...and that, is why we fail.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history..with the possible exception of handguns and tequila. -Mitch Ratcliffe
Speak up, if you want to be heard
Music:
BreakBeat / UK Garage / Drum n Bass / Dancehall / Reggae / Hip-Hop / Soul / Funk / Disco / TOOL, and old Alice in Chains, and like Pink Floyd n stuff. I listen to a lot of BBC Radio 1 and 1xtra shows for the drum n bass, and dancehall shows. I dig it.
Movies:
Waking Life
Harold and Maude
Mulholland Drive
Blue Velvet
Somewhere in Time
Scarface
Groove
Human Traffic
Transformers the Movie
Or, really... anything in that old Italian Zombie / Cannibal genre is great fun. Anything with Bruce Campbell.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep.
-Robert Frost
Television:
The Daily Show Jon Stewart is crazy funny... so the Family Guy, and um, I dunno... I don't watch much TV beyond that when football and / or English Premier League Soccer is on.. , but I DO listen to a lot of Radio.. AM Talk Radio is my favorite. After that, I love listening to the Dance Music shows on BBC RADIO 1 , The Essential Mix , The Essential Selection , Fergie , Blue Room w/ Chris Coco and Rob Da Bank , Fabio and Grooverider , ANNIE NIGHTINGALE!!
Books:
Good To Be King
How To Argue and Win Everytime
1984
And the Ass Saw the Angel
The Stand
Naked Lunch
From Freedom to Slavery (Randy Weaver's story told by Gerry Spence)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Great Shark Hunt
The Cancer Cure That Worked!
Democracy and Regulations
The Best Democracy Money Can Buy
Heroes:
The Church of the Subgenius Philo Drummond, Ivan Stang, Doctor Hal and PUZZLING EVIDENCE!
Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely, or to think sanely, under the influence of a great fear. -Bertrand Russel
