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The Rev. Doktor Crash

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About Me

SHAI gaba UM dala shoombala oom! boo-coo dinkydow ~ ARMY VET 72 -74, I collect Peace signs " pin-backs . patches and neckless "and red cross buttons" Different Countries and WW1 WW2 ", I have many of each ... 1914 Indian prayer cloths , pawnee . .. I have the first thirty easyriders ! Including a real number one in a private stash addressed to a Mr. Jimmy Hendrix with my street and city. I was a Underground comic Book dealer in 1972 I meet J.R. "Bob" Dobbs , working with last gasp comics , at first Jack Chick had a grip on me , but I found Bob in a comic book . Bob found me while I was in Wildflicken Germany AMMO ordnance company 144th " 1973, he was a civilian but he could walk around base in O.D. green and go anywhere. Nobody new what he was up to he just had " clearances " He dressed funny Like me " I do not no why he took to me , he just did , nobody else , I dont think anybody else would have gone off with he . I mean creepy . He took me to a town To meet a bunch of people for a church survice . in a pub , the girls all liked him and he likes them ... lustfully ... everyone else thought he was wierd . But he dressed nice. It looked like all of his friends were cult members with everything a big secret . Maybe gay ... maybe worse . I do not remember much more . but the girls were very nice to a friend of 'Bob" and i just did not understand what was going on . but deals were made and I let Bob wash my brain .. Manchurian candidate stuff, I think . but he let me live . some-kind of suppressed memory block on the whole weekend .. I gave My $30.00 to the Subgenius Foundation and became the Rev. Doktor , O the Grim Reapers Motorcycle Club Named me CRASH in 1976 Largo,for one punck kos!! Did i say I am a BADASS !! yep, 1 punch knockouts , judo , boxing , street-fighting. If in doubt ... knock them out ! yes i am a dancing bear. Some of my other-names are ahclem , you can google ahclem subgenius images and see my subgenius picture the church has on file 4 me , Poor Devil , hey dad and secrets.... First i was a Hippie then i was a biker now i am a Yippie again. I have always had a MAC , now its a G5 os x . BUT I STILL RIDE MY BIKE 20,000.OO MILES A YEAR !!! I love Gelsamina ! My Bike I call Bobs Buell , when people say "thats not a Buell . I say and im not bob! " LOL ... JEZABELL I LOVE YOU !!! TO PLEASE COME HOME , I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO AGAIN Its All about the SLACK and the frop. Deadhead --- Dad ! Two teenage girls , WISH ME LUCK! Let Peace start with me ---- The Church of the Subgenius ------- All we are saying is give peace a chance ! ---- meth is dumb. !!! Not once !!! U USE METH U LOSE !!!BUSH LIED AND YOU KNOW IT ! IMPEACH PEACE MAHA GIVE ME SLACK ! OR KILL ME . Shanley Is My Daughter And She Is great ! Yeah cecily ! maha

My Interests

1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking. 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon) 14. EVERYTHING in your life you have attracted .. accept that fact .. it's true. 15. Your thoughts cause your feelings 16. We don't need to complicate all the "reasons" behind our emotions. It's much simpler than that. Two categories .. good feelings, bad feelings. 17. Thoughts that bring about good feelings mean you are on the right track. Thoughts that bring about bad feelings means you are not on the right track. 18. Whatever it is you are feeling is a perfect reflection of what is in the process of becoming 19. You get exactly what you are FEELING 20. Happy feelings will attract more happy circumstances 21. You can begin feeling whatever you want (even if it's not there).. the universe will correspond to the nature of your song 22. What you focus on with your thought and feeling is what you attract into your experience 23. What you think and what you feel and what actually manifests is ALWAYS a match - no exception 24. Shift your awareness 25. "You create your own universe as you go along" Winston Churchill 26. It's important to feel good ( ( ( (((good))) ) ) ) 27. You can change your emotion immediately .. by thinking of something joyful, or singing a song, or remembering a happy experience 28. When you get the hang of this, before you know it you will KNOW you are the creator 29. Life can and should be phenomenal .. and it will be when you consciously apply the Law of Attraction 30. Universe will re-arrange itself accordingly 31. Start by using this sentence for all of your wants: "I'm so happy and grateful now that.... 32. You don't need to know HOW the universe is going to rearrange itself 33. LOA is simply figuring out for yourself what will generate the positive feelings of having it NOW 34. You might get an inspired thought or idea to help you move towards what you want faster 35. The universe likes SPEED. Don't delay, don't second-guess, don't doubt.. 36. When the opportunity or impulse is there .. ACT 37. You will attract everything you require - money, people, connections.. PAY ATTENTION to what's being set in front of you 38. You can start with nothing .. and out of nothing or no way - a WAY will be provided. 39. HOW LONG??? No rules on time .. the more aligned you are with positive feelings the quicker things happen 40. Size is nothing to the universe (unlimited abundance if that's what you wish) We make the rules on size and time 41. No rules according to the universe .. you provide the feelings of having it now and the universe will respond 42. Most people offer the majority of their thought in response to what they are observing (bills in the mail, being late, having bad luck...etc..) 43. You have to find a different approach to what is through a different vantage point 44. "All that we are is a result of what we have thought" - Buddha 45. What can you do right now to turn your life around?? Gratitude 46. Gratitude will bring more into our lives immediately 47. What we think about and THANK about is what we bring about 48. What are the things you are grateful for?? Feel the gratitude.. focus on what you have right now that you are grateful for 49. Play the picture in your mind - focus on the end result 50. VISUALIZE!!! Rehearse your future 51. VISUALIZE!!! See it, feel it! This is where action begins 52. Feel the joy .. feel the happiness :o) 53. An affirmative thought is 100 times more powerful than a negative one 54. "What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it exists." Alexander Graham Bell 55. Our job is not to worry about the "How". The "How" will show up out of the commitment and belief in the "what" 56. The Hows are the domain of the universe. It always knows the quickest, fastest, most harmonious way between you and your dream 57. If you turn it over to the universe, you will be surprised and dazzled by what is delivered .. this is where magic and miracles happen 58. Turn it over to the universe daily.. but it should never be a chore. 59. Feel exhilarated by the whole process .. high, happy, in tune 60. The only difference between people who are really living this way is they have habituated ways of being. 61. They remember to do it all the time 62. Create a Vision Board .. pictures of what you want to attract .. every day look at it and get into the feeling state of already having acquired these wants 63. "Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions." Albert Einstein 64. Decide what you want .. believe you can have it, believe you deserve it, believe it's possible for you 65. Close your eyes and visualize having what you already want - and the feeling of having it already. 66. Focus on being grateful for what you have already .. enjoy it!! Then release into the universe. The universe will manifest it. 67. "Whatever the mind of man can conceive, it can achieve" W. Clement Stone 68. Set a goal so big that if you achieved it, it would blow your mind. 69. When you have an inspired thought, you must trust it and act on it. 70. How can you become more prosperous?? INTEND IT!! 71. 'Checks are coming in the mail regularly'... or change your bank statement to whatever balance you want in there... and get behind the feeling of having it. 72. Life is meant to be abundant in ALL areas... 73. Go for the sense of inner joy and peace then all outside things appear 74. We are the creators of our universe 75. Relationships: Treat yourself the way you want to be treated by others .. love yourself and you will be loved 76. Healthy respect for yourself 77. For those you work with or interact with regularly .. get a notebook and write down positive aspects of each of those people. 78. Write down the things you like most about them (don't expect change from them). Law of attraction will not put you in the same space together if you frequencies don't match 79. When you realize your potential to feel good, you will ask no one to be different in order for you to feel good. 80. You will free yourself from the cumbersome impossibilities of needing to control the world, your friends, your mate, your children.... 81. You are the only one that creates your reality 82. No one else can think or feel for you .. its YOU .. ONLY YOU. 83. Health: thank the universe for your own healing. Laugh, stress free happiness will keep you healthy. 84. Immune system will heal itself 85. Parts of our bodies are replace every day, every week..etc... Within a few years we have a brand new body 86. See yourself living in a new body. Hopeful = recovery. Happy = happier biochemistry. Stress degrades the bod. 87. Remove stress from the body and the body regenerates itself. You can heal yourself 88. Learn to become still .. and take your attention away from what you don't want, and place your attention on what you wish to experience 89. When the voice and vision on the inside become more profound and clear than the opinions on the outside, then you have mastered your life 90. You are not here to try to get the world to be just as you want it. You are here to create the world around you that you choose. 91. And allow the world as others choose to see it, exist as well 92. People think that if everyone knows the power of the LOA there won't be enough to go around .. This is a lie that's been ingrained in us and makes so many greedy. 93. The truth is there is more than enough love, creative ideas, power, joy, happiness to go around. 94. All of this abundance begins to shine through a mind that is aware of it's own infinite nature. There's enough for everyone. See it. Believe it. it will show up for you. 95. So let the variety of your reality thrill you as you choose all the things you want.. get behind the good feelings of all your wants. 96. Write your script. When you see things you don't want, don't think about them, write about them, talk about them, push against them, or join groups that focus on the don't wants... remove your attention from don't wants.. and place them on do wants 97. We are mass energy. Everything is energy. EVERYTHING. 98. Don't define yourself by your body .. it's the infinite being that's connected to everything in the universe. 99. One energy field. Our bodies have distracted us from our energy. We are the infinite field of unfolding possibilities. The creative force. 100. Are your thoughts worthy of you? If not - NOW is the time to change them. You can begin right were you are right now. Nothing matters but this moment and what you are focusing your attention on. ride'n my motorcycle * SLACK * Frop * GRRLS * subgenius stuff * ebay * Mission Church of bikes since 1983 ,,,connie,, ,, WORKING ON MOTORCYCLES ... the pursuit of happiness ~ SLACK Starting a Church of my own ,, a Drum Circle in Plaant city Wednsday night. the train station downtown 7 p.m. till 9 . crafts

I'd like to meet:

Charles Manson .Mohandas Mahatma Gandhi```Fidel Castro ... Babaji .....Billy Carter ...YOU...Timothy Lerry ... Allen Watts

Music:



~MARTY ROBBINS~ HOURS OF SLACK~Savoy Brown~DEVO~FIRESIGN THEATER~HOT TUNA~~GOV'T MULE~ Phil Ochs~ ~~ IM REALLY A TUNA HEAD~~~GREATFUL DEAD - TO OVER 50 SHOWS~~~ GREATFUL DEAD CLUB MEMBER WHARF RATS~~~TINY TIM~~~ZAPPA 88.5 fm tampa ,,my new friends CRASH WORSHIP !

Movies:


CONNIE, I LOVE YOU



An ode to Connie Dobbs, the beautiful wife of Slack master and Sex God J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Texas preacher who discovered the Conspiracy and an invasion by UFOs, and founded The Church of the SubGenius -- an adults-only religion for mutants, misfits, weirdos. Graphics by famous artist SubGenii, including IMBJR, Nenslo, Stang, Funway, Salina, Legume and LeMur. Roadside Prophets /// La Strada ///

Television:

~~~ PEE WEE ~~~ ANY 'RAMA ~~~ CSPAN , PEDRO IS COOL ~~~ TV SUCKS ~~~ http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/IMBJR-flash/punch_tv. swf ....... how to stop your kids from watching to much tv . cut and paste this url . i think its the funniest thing on the web .

Books:

THE HAUNTED MESA BY LOUIE LA MORE ~~~ JAMES MITCHNER "THE SOURCE", OR ANY OF HIS BOOKS~~~THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS~~~REVELATION X~~~THE PEOPLES ALMANAC~~~THE GODDESS BOOK OF DAYS~~~Steal This Book-Abby Hoffman~~Free-Abby Hoffman~

Heroes:

~ R.A.W.~ J. R. " Bob " Dobbs~~~TIMOTHY LERRY ~ Leonard Peletier ~~ ABBY HOFFMAN~~~JERRY GARCIA~~~THE DALI LAMA~KENNY MILLER 1.5 1% ER~~RALPH NADER~~RICHIE HAVENS~JOE REDNER~~AHCLEM~THE FUGAREWE MOTORCYCLE CLUB..URK.. JIMMY HINDRIX ....MAMA CASS ... ~~ Hunter Thompson Buy your Salvation on ebay and pay with paypal

My Blog

rendezvous

yesterday i was at or rendezvous , i meet this kid 8 years old , we talk and i tell him to meet me at the pow wow in the back of this huge reenactment. so i prep the chiefs about this boy " he is go...
Posted by The Rev. Doktor Crash on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

mission church of bikers rant

ans. to letter to the editor reply to roscoe: First this nation was started as a nation of religious freedom not a Christian state. if i want to be a heathen, pagan , Muslim or wican thats none of any...
Posted by The Rev. Doktor Crash on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST