Mind over Bladder How to quit Peeing! |
"Mind over Bladder How to quit Peeing" Someone once said... "Don't even TRY to quit peeing. I attempted to quit peeing when I quit drinking. I was never able to beat the demon of peeing, tho...
Posted by A/C on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST |
Everyday Asshole Nazis - Side Two |
"Everyday Asshole Nazis" Side TwoPlease take a moment and read the pre-quel to this word gurgle ..."Everyday Asshole Nazis" - Side One"Velvet Rope Nazi" Armed with a PMR 446 3.5mm jack plug D-Shaped E...
Posted by A/C on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST |
Everyday Asshole Nazis - Side One |
2603 Words! That's how many goddamn words were in the last blog. But yet, here you are again. "Maybe I should not do that" was supposed to be a 4 part blog, dragging you on and on fo...
Posted by A/C on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:46:00 PST |
Maybe I'll just do it anyway! |
You know what I want? I want a "Construct Program", I hear their rather cheap. Yeah, something like a Construct or a Holodeck is what I really need. Turn me loose in one of those and you would never...
Posted by A/C on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:52:00 PST |
Maybe I should not do that. |
"Maybe I should not do that" So today I walk up to this ATM at the grocery store and it's blinking and beeping. Asking me "Would you like to make another transaction- YES or NO?" I hit NO and it s...
Posted by A/C on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST |
Dang ol' critter pole cats nabbin? |
HELLO FUCKERS! Hahahahaha!!! I've always wanted to start out a blog by saying that! Most people get a kick out of being called a fucker anyway& especially at job interviews or when giving speeches. B...
Posted by A/C on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST |
You want weird? How about LAX-A-THOT! |
LAX-A-THOT DisclaimerPerhaps you have seen this video clip. I know I have about 100 dozen times. What you are seeing is a small group of Pillsbury Doughboys that were infected with Obligate in...
Posted by A/C on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:56:00 PST |
Happy VD! Yeah, it pretty much sucks ass. |
"Happy VD! Yeah, it pretty much sucks ass."I remember back in 3rd grade, all the kids in my class used to make Valentine's Day card boxes and exchange candy. Everyone had their own special box they ma...
Posted by A/C on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:22:00 PST |
The DUMB DOWN process of Devising a BLOG! |
"The DUMB DOWN process of Devising a BLOG!" From: NICK(y) Jan 13, 2007 4:17 AMRE: Pick my next blog topic ... "I have the best flashlight ever. It's one of those wind up deals t...
Posted by A/C on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST |
An Alien Nightmare that really SUCKED! |
"An Alien Nightmare that really SUCKED!" I have finally figured it out. When people die in their sleep, it's because they had one of 'these' dreams while they were sleeping. What I had was a ...
Posted by A/C on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST |
