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FnordEx (angry buddha of discord)

The only way to stave off boredom, in a complex domesticated primate like humankind, is to increase

About Me


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About me. there are some who would jump at the chance to talk about themselves. i'm not one of them. that is all. This was recently said about me: "you are the equivalent of the crazy man standing on the corner shouting biblical prophesies. No one understands you, and yet we are all subjected to your rantings." It amused me to no end. Thanks for your honesty Wendy, there's too little of it theses days."Penis erectus non compos mentis."---"A Stiff Prick Has No Conscience."---"Ewige Blumenkraft und ewige Schlangenkraft"---

My Interests

Books and Reading, listening to music, partying at times, Coffee, lots of coffee. Movies are good, so is sex, if you have the time and partner for it. I'd like to think that I can write, and i usually can, weather it's good or not, feh! I enjoy misspelling words at random or chosen times. I'm usually up for a debate/exchange of ideas on religion and/or philosophy or what ever else that might be interesting. Finding The Robot (ask Antero Ali or Robert Anton Wilson) has become a recent obsession. If you don't know what i'm talking about, then you're out of the loop. I'm really into Anti-Zombie awareness, we must be ready for the Zombie plagues. fnord.

I'd like to meet:

I'm up for meeting all kinds of people. Hopefully the people i meet like a little nonsense, or a lot of nonsense. I often wonder if we aren't all cabbages. I'd like to meet people who are attractive, or not, but are attracted to someone who's attractive, or not. I don't want to meet bigots, stupid people and bob barker (cause i hate him); drama freaks (not referring to those in drama, but those who create their own for lack of creativity). don't bother if your a spam bot or are just looking to increase your friends list, want people to see your web cam or are generally an unpleasant person. And I want to meet Bruce Campbell. "Well hello Mister Fancy-pants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."I tend to ramble when i don't know what to say. or i remain quiet. I Hate Zombies.

Music:

The short answer is "Yes". I'll give just about anything a listen. Some favorites are: Floater, TOOL, Type O Negative, Tom Waits, Kenna, Faithless, Tool, Johhny Cash, Dj Frane, Bells Theorem, Drumattica, Come Down Heaven, and of course Buckethead. Some others are Team Sleep, Kennedy, and Mozart (his Requiem is fucking amazing). also Gogol Bordello and a perfect circle. Music is Life (along with coffee). Just wish i could play an instrument

Movies:

The Big Lebowski. Dune (newer one more than the older one). Fu Films. So many good ones...

Television:

Adult Swim, Mythbusters, How it's Made, South Park.... meh, t.v.

Books:

Dune, Wheel of Time Series, Fight Club, Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Principia Discordia, Black Coffee Blues, Naked Lunch, anything by Robert Anton Wilson, and Israel Reguardi, Antero Ali, or Chuck Palahniuk.. um.. American Gods if pretty sweet. I have yet to meet a Phillip K. Dick book I didn't like.

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce, Kerry Thornley, Gregory Hill, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, there's a few more, so ask or something.

My Blog

Dennis Leary - Im an asshole (the real video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN3hVL6vzxMHe's really an asshole, folks. ...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:12:00 PST

sweeper (4)

rain slick streets and the crime lights orange glare are warped and twisted in front of me. Driving for the hell of it, driving cause i have to, stationary is entropy is death. drive in one direction,...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST

Sweeper (pt 3b)

clouds move in, blotting out the light. over my left shoulder is something ominous, dark, violent. a thunder storm of such power that it can shake the Pillars of Heaven . it's presence builds drawing ...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:15:00 PST

sweeper (pt 3?, seems to have strayed?)

Staring down the night roads, there's someone thing presence sitting  standing to my right. turn to look and it's gone. i feel a sense of peace radiating from it. it has a feminine feel to it, he...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST

And it just won’t quit

Sweeper (pt 2, i suppose)a night off. what the hell am i supposed to do on a night off? everyone i know who'd be up now is at work. feel listless and bored, stationary. i head down hill, make my way u...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST

sweeper: take two (work in progress)

The night lasts forever. So many hours driving. Long black roads. Dirty, empty parking lots. Measure miles by the hours of my life passing. Each moment flashes past like street lamps, illuminated brie...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:48:00 PST

sweeper (a work in progress)

The night lasts forever. So many hours driving. Long black roads. Dirty, empty parking lots. Measure miles by the hours of my life passing. Each moment flashes past like street lamps, illuminated brie...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST

who cut it?

I'd like to preface this with a quick disclaimer: I do not condone the use of domesticated animals in movies. Not because i don't like animals (which are made of meat and taste GREAT), but because it ...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:04:00 PST

a toast

A toast to lost friends, forgotten allies, and all those we did not appreciate in their lifetimes.
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:35:00 PST

ZenAnarchy Chapter 4

by Kerry Thornley   (aka Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, co-creator of the Principia Discordia) ..> Zenarchy - Chapter 4 Zen Games, Zenarchy Counter-Games No one complains more loudly and since...
Posted by FnordEx (angry buddha of discord) on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST