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About Me

Um... I'm GoatMan, anything else you need to know you can probably read on the back of a box of Super Duper Sugar Coated Goaty-O's. And then check the back of the milk carton every now and then... you never know.By the way, this is what it sounds like inside my head...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself one day, just so I can understand what people are talking about. But I don't think I would like myself. I'd probably try to kick my own ass for being a jerk or something... I'd also like to smoke a dubbie with Les Claypool and Buckethead. Or discuss the intricacies of the cheese and twinkie wiener sandwich with Weird Al Yankovic... and anyone who can make a good "ZOMBIE" Here's a start: 3/4 oz. lime juice 1/2 oz. grapefruit juice 1/2 oz. Falernum 1/2 oz. simple syrup 1 1/4 oz. Ramirez Royal Superior(Puerto Rico) 1 oz. Lemon Hart Demerara 151 1 oz. Palau Rum (30-year old Cuban) 1 oz. Myers Planter’s Punch (Jamaican) 1 oz. Treasure Cove (32-year old Jamaican) 2 dashes each of Angostura bitters and Pernod 1 dash Absinthe 3 dashes grenadine 3/4 oz. Maraschino liqueurI'd also like to meet the genius behind this...

My Blog

What a Goat Wants

Some friends asked me the other day about why I have such a hard time in the dating and relationship world. They said the same things people have been saying to me for years, "Matt, you're such a nice...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:06:00 GMT

My philosophy on life

I've recently been working on what one could almost call a manifesto. It details a large portion of my thoughts on the true nature of things. Here, submitted for your enjoyment and enlightenment, Go...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:14:00 GMT

A public apology for letting myself become this self

     Many have pointed it out to me and most have been right on the money. Many have either not even noticed, cared or just not said anything and they have their own things going o...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:37:00 GMT

Youth IS wasted on the young.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree, youth IS wasted on the young. Day by day I am bombarded by the things today's youth calls their culture, and it flabbergasts me. I don't think I'm behind ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Youre ALL to blame

Today I tried to read an article about a guy who runs a utility company here in Kitsap. He was saying that, though the gas prices keep going up, he has yet to raise his prices since 2002, even though ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Mysterious Lights Over Kitsap

Here again to get you thinking is I, the illustrious GoatMan. Today's blog is about those pesky unexplained lights I and many other people see in the skies above Kitsap County. I know many of you have...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:17:00 GMT

Science and Religion

Yes I know I've spoken on the subject of religion like its going out of fashion, but dammit, religion SHOULD go out of fashion. But besides that, I have a few thoughts on the never ending battle betwe...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:43:00 GMT

Time, Gravity and their questionablility

I don't know how many of you are aware of this, but I'm a time traveler. Granted its never been more than half an hour at a time, at least to MY knowledge, but I have done it. I should also note, that...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:47:00 GMT

ECNALUBMA!!!!

Are you bored with all those other tired old drinking games? Has taking shots out of someone's belly button left you with a... Fuzzy Feeling in your mouth? Are your get togethers and parties just...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:54:00 GMT

Religion makes you stupid

Yes, I know I've opened another one of my famous pandora's boxes, but that's why you people read my blogs in the first place, isn't it? The subject under scrutiny this week is RELIGION. As I'm su...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:31:00 GMT