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Rev. H.V. Monkey

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About Me

I'm just a simple ape stuck in a world I didn't create, watching as all the subhumans around me screw, kill or otherwise tell each other how to live. I'm also an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius. If you would like to get to know me a little better, take a trip into my mind . I like to make DEVO-doodles in my spare time--it keeps me from blowing things up. To check out my work, click on the link below. And, if you ever feel like chatting it up about anything at all, my Yahoo screen name is simply devodude71. I'm usually up till the wee hours of the night. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Devolution, mutatin', being driven to insane degrees of irritation by all the ignorance around me (there's something kinda masochistic about that), letting people live their lives and hanging out with interesting spuds. I also like Halloween (the holiday), comics, cooking, screenwriting, MTG and sanding wood...And now a word on monkeys... .. width="425" height="350" ..Please feel free to scribble and/or doodle.

I'd like to meet:

The Atlantic Paranormal Society, The boys on Mythbusters, Stephen King, John Carpenter, Willie Nelson, Elvis (you KNOW he's still alive), Stan Lee & any/all Sub Genii, chronic flounder-pounders and DEVOTEES--much love to the Spuds!

Music:

Genres; punk, new wave, 80's, synth pop, power pop, techno, disco, classic rock, classic country, bluegrass, Celtic, oldies.Bands; DEVO, Talking Heads, B-52's, Jihad Jerry and the Evildoers, The Wipeouters, The Spudboys, The Amino Acids, BADITUDE, DEVA, Possum Dixon, Ramones, Blondie, Go-Go's, Cyndi Lauper, The Cars, The Knack, Violent Femmes, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, King Missile, David Bowie, 'Weird' Al, Depeche Mode, Frank Zappa, Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, Yes, CSN/CSNY, Uriah Heep, Blue Oyster Cult, Jethro Tull, Edgar Winter Group, Supertramp, ELP, War, KISS, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Ted Nugent, Ozzy (during and after Sabbath), Queen, Journey, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), Neil Young, Fleetwood Mac, Chicago, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Thin Lizzy, Jim Croce, Boston, Kansas, STP, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam (early), Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction, Course of Empire, Faith no More, Alice Cooper, NIN, Rednex, Primus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Offspring, Weezer, Green Day, , Beck, Prodigy, Chemical Bros, Orbital, Republica, Cranberries, Johnny Cash, Elvis, CCR, Ray Stevens, Roy Clark, Flatt and Scruggs, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Charlie Daniels Band, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Beatles (together and separate), Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Mamas and The Papas, Cream, Deep Purple, The Animals, The Zombies, Sonny and Cher, ABBA, The Monkees, Mott the Hoople (I just like saying that), Rolling Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, James Brown, Duane Eddy, Link Wray, Junior Brown, Annie Lennox (during and after Eurythmics), Loreena McKennitt, Enya, Ray Lynch, Styx, ELO, Bee Gees, KC and the Sunshine Band, Barry White, Isaac Hayes, Elton John, Steely Dan, Kraftwerk, Polysics, Shonen Knife, The 5678's, Information Society, Pet Shop Boys, Thomas Dolby, Herbie Hancock, Thompson Twins, Art of Noise, Wall of Voodoo, The Vapors, Soft Cell, Men Without Hats, XTC, Police, Buggles, Men At Work, Dire Straits, English Beat, Flock of Seagulls, M, Bow Wow Wow, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, The Fixx, Madness, Simple Minds, INXS, Haircut 100, Toni Basil, Pat Benatar, The Kinks, Prince, Duran Duran, Danny Elfman, Mark Mothersbaugh, Basil Poledouris, Harry Manfredini, John Carpenter, John Williams, Leonard Nimoy, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Motorhead, Metallica (early), Rob (and White) Zombie, Rammstein, Pantera, Marilyn Manson, Satan's Pilgrims, Dead Milkmen, Green Jelly, AC/DC, ZZ Top. I'll add more bands/artists/composers later on.

Movies:

Good horror, bad horror, sci-fi, comedy, ..ary. Also, just about anything from John Carpenter, M. Night Shyamalan, Don Coscarelli, The Coen Brothers, George Romero, Stanley Kubrick (RIP), Quentin Tarantino and Sam Raimi, and almost anything starring Hugo Weaving, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Campbell, John Goodman or Jamie Lee Curtis (my biggest celebrity crush). To save on space (I know, it's a lousy excuse), I'll list my top 10 favorites in each genre...in no particular order, of course.COMEDY- The Big Lebowski, Revenge of the Nerds, Raising Arizona, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Up in Smoke, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Wayne's World, Airplane!, Beetlejuice, Ferris Beuller's Day OffHORROR/THRILLER- Halloween, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Phantasm, The Exorcist, Grindhouse, The Amityville Horror, In The Mouth of Madness, The Devil's Rejects, The Thing, Evil DeadSCI-FI- Star Wars (all), Alien, The Matrix Trilogy, The Terminator, Predator, Flash Gordon, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Star Trek (esp. II, 'The Wrath of Khan'), Westworld, Logan's RunACTION/ADVENTURE Indiana Jones (all), X-Men, V for Vendetta, Conan the Barbarian, Superman II, Escape from L.A. (so bad, it's good), Underworld, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Mad Max, Commando (again...so bad, it's good)DRAMA- The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, Rocky, The Untouchables, Big Fish, Braveheart, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Goodfellas, Full Metal JacketWEIRD/OTHER- Tetsuo The Iron Man, Alice in Acidland, We're All DEVO, Pink Floyd - The Wall, Reefer Madness, The Gods Must be Crazy!, Any Godzilla (it's a genre unto itself), Mirrormask, Man Bites Dog, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Ghost Hunters, Mythbusters, Spongebob, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, Futurama (if they can bring back Family Guy, they can do the same with this!), Powerpuff Girls, Ren and Stimpy (the classic, not the new-ish adult oriented crap), Beavis and Butthead, 50's and 60's era Looney Toons, just about any cartoons by Hanna-Barbera, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Iron Chef (and not that stupid Iron Chef USA), Comedy Central Gameshows that never made it (Distraction, Win Ben Stein's Money and Beat the Geeks), AbFab, Flying Circus, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, Conan O'Brien, WWE Raw (it's good junkfood for the brain), Tales From The Darkside, Kolchak - The Nightstalker, Battlestar Galactica (classic series), Northern Exposure, M*A*S*H, That 70's Show, old sitcoms, (old) Ripley's Believe It or Not!, The Joy of Painting (Bob Ross was awesome), Burger King commercials (you know the ones I'm talking about), documentaries on crawly things, cheesy late-night horror movies that are only good on TV, Gilmore Girls (that's right--I said it), House and the Star Wars TV series (whenever the hell it comes out)!

Books:

The dictionary and Roget's thesaurus, anything by Stephen King, and Dungeons and Dragons handbooks.

Heroes:

I don't believe in heroes--except the ones from the comic books (they're far more reliable).

My Blog

GVC on faith and the general situation on Planet Earth

"You have people justifying inhumane decisions that cause great pain and suffering by being 'men of faith'. As soon as I hear that, I vomit. That's a disgusting charlatan talking. As if your private, ...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:25:00 PST

devodude.com presents: Jocko Dome-o

Hello, Friends  I am working on a DEVO-themed art project and am looking for a few more artists to participate. Check out the ’form letter’ below and if you (or someone you know)...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:39:00 PST

Likes and dislikes (part 1?)

I see, my friends, that it has been some time since I last blogged about anything. To many people, blogging is a fine way of conveying their thoughts and feelings--getting stuff off their chests and o...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:33:00 PST

This could've been a bulletin (rehash of an old blog--inspired by fnord)

This started when I read a blog posted by my MySpace friend fnord. Although I'm not obligated, I find myself having to (or maybe even wanting to) write down ten odd facts about myself. ...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

A Truly Sad Day In The World Of Animation

Below is an article about the passing of legendary cartoonist Joe Barbera. A good portion of my indoor time as a child was spent watching cartoons (hell, most of what I watch on the tube these days is...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:38:00 PST

I believe...

If Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline were to ever produce an offspring, that child would be so stupid and talentless, its very presence would quite possibly make the rest of the world seem better ...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST

Mothersbaugh Page heist

If any of my friends out there, who became friends on my Mark Mothersbaugh Fan Page, have noticed that the MM Fan Page is no longer on your friends list, don't think I deleted you. The MM Page, as far...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:32:00 PST

The things you find out about your parents...

My mom has a Ramones t-shirt! A fuckin' Ramones t-shirt! I don't even have one of those! I mean, I never would've guessed! That was almost as shocking as the paisly shirt and tan bell-bottom...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:06:00 PST

A Change is Gonna Cum

Just letting everyone out there know that devodude.com has gotten a facelift. I haven't added very much new material yet (aside from a few additions to the image gallery and some new tiles), but that ...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST

Six weird habits/things about myself

The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule ...
Posted by Rev. H.V. Monkey on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:16:00 PST