A Handbook for the Recently Resurrected |
Handbook For The Recently ResurrectedIn last week's chilling instalment, The Shady Character Revolution taught you how to raise the dead...and look, we're all okay. We trust that you have all made y...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST |
So You've Decided to Raise the Dead... |
Losing a loved one can be one of the hardest things that anyone has to go through. Bringing someone back from the dead, however, is a very simple procedure. Just follow The Shady Character Revolut...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Bad Business |
Shady Characters of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your job and you didn't like it very much anyway. So let's get down to business. Which business? Well, only the oldest profess...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST |
The Second Coming |
There is an ancient Truth written everywhere-hidden in plain sight. Telling us all the same message from the back page ads of porno mags, and from in-between the lines of what the news anchor says.But...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Attack of the Buzzkill |
On this, the most sacred day of holy sacred days, the Shady Character Revolution reminds you to have fun, be merry, and cultivate Geeve. Share your smoke with your fellow man or woman, and even if sh...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:50:00 PST |
Murder Mystery |
In the beginning there was darkness and a slimy -I don't want to know what- smeared on my mitts. This generally unwholesome beginning was made no better by the fact that my memory was full of nothing ...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST |
Leviathan |
The tail of the Leviathan has finally met its mouth, in just six short years it will be devoured and all will be well. It will be beautiful: Old ladies combusting in their rocking chairs. Lovers fused...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:58:00 PST |
Wanna Buy a God? |
Tommy always had a passion for the latest thing. For all of his life he had subscribed to every newsletter, viewed every program and sported every T-shirt slogan that he could get his hands on. His de...
Posted by The Shady Character Revolution on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST |
